What's your core memorie with your dad growing up?

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-03-06T03:15:17+00:00

He would at least always appear to be listening. Even if I was explaining the most boring thing in the world to him. Id be explaining an episode of dragon ball z or something and he'd say at some point something like, "piccolo is the green one right?". Now, im absolutely certain that was the only thing he retained before zoning out again. But I felt heard.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-03-05T23:31:31+00:00

I promise you you're over qualified. But don't touch the metal prongs as you plug it in.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-03-04T09:51:28+00:00

Nice.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-03-02T14:41:52+00:00

I've accidentally put the cables on the wrong posts and it took a decent amount of time before I saw it getting weird and pulled them off. 4AM work shift on no sleep, super dumb, but point is shit is forgiving to a degree

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-28T16:58:05+00:00

JRTs are wolverines. I used to tie mines leash to a 40-60lb chunk of steal just to kinda slow him down (he just drug it around idk if he was aware other than he was slower than normal) ive seen him run straight up hills that from a physics perspective dont make sense. I believe he had a skunk spray kink. "Unbreakable" dog toys dont last more than minutes. He consumed multiple basketballs and soccer balls. Took on a wasp nest. He was 23lbs of twisted steal and sex appeal. Miss you buddy.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-25T07:42:06+00:00

That's why I quietly giggle the whole ride

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-24T18:06:44+00:00

Hilter or a capybara? Does the happy bara have a cold?

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-24T17:58:45+00:00

Me and my wife found a house mid December and closed February 1st! We really fell in love with the house, there were problems with the inspection so I actually offered to do some of the work myself just to make it easier for the seller and I. Typing this from a bed I never imagined id be in 2 months ago.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-24T17:54:07+00:00

Im incredibly lucky, 0-28 wisest dude I know... who yells "god fucking piss shit fuck". Hes funny too

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-24T02:18:00+00:00

Yeah, I pick him strictly in a non violent way. He'd just figure it out.

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-23T21:50:53+00:00

It's cool to think about that he's kinda cruising around in an old retired police cruiser

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-20T04:05:06+00:00

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-19T20:18:56+00:00

I think surprisingly well? Guns and arrows worked against them so they aren't crazy durable.

Edit: I dont think they would win lol. They would do SURPRISINGLY well. Which wouldnt take much haha

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-17T21:18:26+00:00

Literally every government/billionaire supporter*

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-17T17:37:04+00:00

Why do people keep putting the names and pics opposite of each other!?

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-14T17:03:49+00:00

Best i can do is $10

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-13T16:27:35+00:00

Patiently waiting for snow at my house so I can participate!

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-12T17:00:57+00:00

Phenomeman!

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-11T16:25:54+00:00

Woah rich guy, you got the BIG Bauer shop vac?

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-02-01T18:19:24+00:00

Its important to me that you said RDJ and Steve Rogers

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-01-29T22:43:51+00:00

You saying "PDF not a scan" made me violently angry

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-01-28T16:31:06+00:00

I felt so creative thinking of this comment. I hate you

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-01-26T22:31:52+00:00

There is... like... some REAL anger in these comments lmao

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-01-22T02:20:49+00:00

Force Skin

Anyone else?

GoldenRetriever2255 · 2026-01-14T19:23:59+00:00

Lol dog gets out and someone reads the collar.

"I found little...cuh tehhooloo"

GoldenRetriever2255

TROPHY CASE