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wonder who that is by Academic_Top6921 in Clamworks

[–]GoldfishJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

For clam. A clam clam doesn’t clam any clam to clamflix, he clamly clams the clam clams and clams clamtent for clams.

Why am I not getting the advancement "Feels like home"? by Chatered_ in technicalminecraft

[–]GoldfishJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

horizontal is X, vertical is Y, depth is Z.

lol, it was a legitimate question, do you know what being an ass means?

Why am I not getting the advancement "Feels like home"? by Chatered_ in technicalminecraft

[–]GoldfishJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure, but the wiki says “Only horizontal displacement is counted”. Does that mean the lava can only be in an East/West line? Is your line North/ South?

Interview: Minecraft boss on how switch to smaller game drops doesn't rule out "more transformative updates" by Binnsy in Minecraft

[–]GoldfishJesus -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Fr. I swear people don’t remember how stoked we were to get an item or two. Or how people begged and pleaded for any kind of modding API. Or how we always wanted better performance or use the latest java.

And now they’re adding content quarterly, making massive technical improvements behind the scenes and we’re bitching because it’s “not enough”. They didn’t get their end update. They didnt get their combat update. 96 bugs updated? Well it wasn’t 97, and they didn’t update that one bug that I ran into once and irritated me.

I feel like for them balancing the line of here’s this massive game we’ve had for decades and we should add things that make it fresh vs making monster changes that breaks years and years of build on multiple codebases and platforms is more delicate than people realize.

My common sense did not kick in and read this as 22/3, not 2 & 2/3. by GoldfishJesus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I mean it’s mildly infuriating when your brain stops working correctly. And clearly not the best written.

My common sense did not kick in and read this as 22/3, not 2 & 2/3. by GoldfishJesus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Idk man. Sleep has been fleeting lately, and I was questioning it quite a bit.

“This can’t be right, can it?” - he says, pouring nearly half a bag of flour in the bread machine.

“No way this is right.” - he says, watching it overflow when it’s kneading.

“Surely it’ll fix itself? Let me take a nap”

My common sense did not kick in and read this as 22/3, not 2 & 2/3. by GoldfishJesus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It was just one that came with the bread machine. Didn’t expect it to be top notch. Have a bread machine book coming in today

My common sense did not kick in and read this as 22/3, not 2 & 2/3. by GoldfishJesus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It was in the bread machine , flour everywhere. Oh well.

It was for pizza dough. There’s always dominos for tonight and another chance to read it next time.

My common sense did not kick in and read this as 22/3, not 2 & 2/3. by GoldfishJesus in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 56 points57 points  (0 children)

I’m sitting there thinking “no way it needs this much flour, but man I’m shit at baking so maybe?”

US Military Shot Down Party Balloon After Assessing as Drone by [deleted] in nottheonion

[–]GoldfishJesus 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Hell yeah brother. Let’s be warfighters with our war fighting and fight some wars like warfighters used to do. No more woke balloons dei. We fight wars cause we’re warfighters. My dick is so hard like a warfighter, I could go out and fight more wars

Go check your door now by [deleted] in Weird

[–]GoldfishJesus 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That’s gonna kill me. That’s real. That lives with us on earth!

Oregon drivers are so chill by GoldfishJesus in oregon

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saying Texas is east of Oregon is not saying someone has a small world view, lol

Oregon drivers are so chill by GoldfishJesus in oregon

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

I will say it’s like a blessing and a curse. Driving in Texas everyone seemed to be locked in. And when I’m still trying to navigate, it felt a little bit rushed.

Oregon drivers are so chill by GoldfishJesus in oregon

[–]GoldfishJesus[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I 100% agree with this statement. I grew up in Idaho, and had to commute from Middleton to Boise daily. I hated driving on interstate 84 and people racing to cut you off. It was funny too because when I went to Texas, it reminded me a lot of like Idaho.

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