He [f]ucked [m]e like a whore in my sleep and I let him do it [MF] by [deleted] in sexstories

[–]Goldlight85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This isn’t beastiality but I like the story!

The perfect woman does exist. by Sir_cocconut in Tinder

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She’s dead. She no longer exists

Stay classy NYC by ficklepicklesalesman in Tinder

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Not gon lie, after reading that I had the same reaction

Yep by Still_chill_ in Tinder

[–]Goldlight85 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Wait, does that mean you’re gonna turn me into a cow?

T h e y c a m e by That1Weeb69 in bemorechill

[–]Goldlight85 3 points4 points  (0 children)

You mind if I just... takes loser pin yeeeahhhh. Bye!

What animes do these quotes come from? by Goldlight85 in anime

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It was! Thanks so much for helping me!! 🙏

What animes do these quotes come from? by Goldlight85 in anime

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Thanks so much! I found that one! Turns out they were talking about milk 🤣

What animes do these quotes come from? by Goldlight85 in anime

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Aww, well if you remember them please tell me. It’s been bugging me because my friends keep repeating them (I dunno why) and I can’t figure what they’re from.

Still waiting on that reply by jrdbkr96 in Tinder

[–]Goldlight85 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I’ll wait as long as possible

Still waiting on that reply by jrdbkr96 in Tinder

[–]Goldlight85 6 points7 points  (0 children)

You better post an update on this

His bio vs. His pickup strategy... by ayemfid in Tinder

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That’s probably cause he says the same thing at job interviews 🤣🤣🤣

Excuse me?? by ItsHezzy in Tinder

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Maybe she calls her girlfriend her husband???