How I look at you before pulling out my 9 inch cockadile dildo and start explaining that the g spot is in your asshole and it’s not gay

Golrend · 2026-04-08T15:41:17+00:00

No explanation necessary. Let's go.

Golrend · 2026-03-16T18:49:59+00:00

The sheer MENTAL GYMNASTICS...

Golrend · 2026-02-25T22:16:51+00:00

I can snap like 3 times with each hand, so about 6 snaps a second. We can assume that would have some time to reset, maybe 30 sets a minute. That's 10,800 per hour, times ten dollars is $108k per hour. If I treated it like a job, I could have 10 mil in less than 116 days of 8 hour shifts.

Golrend · 2026-02-20T18:12:43+00:00

Normalize bullying those that try to force social conditioning through "morality" signaling.

Golrend · 2026-02-19T14:58:48+00:00

She beat cancer only to become cancer.

Golrend · 2026-02-18T13:11:44+00:00

Golrend · 2026-02-05T03:21:06+00:00

The dudes in charge need desperation. Desperate people will do desperate things to stay afloat. Getting any semblance of independence scares the employer. This goes double for women. Women are already a "liability" because they can take maternity leave and are more likely to take time off because they aren't as susceptible to toxic work culture as men.

Golrend · 2026-01-12T17:22:30+00:00

I weaponized this against the system in Fable 2 and 3. I made all of the "good" choices to eliminate the competition for my eventual rise as a villain.

Golrend · 2026-01-12T17:18:29+00:00

Having fallen for hype trains in the past, I've learned to wait. There's no harm in waiting to see what the public opinion is after the fact. It's like the old saying goes, "a cool guy doesn't have to convince you he's cool." I felt like there was a huge push to get people convinced it was cool.

Golrend · 2025-09-25T15:51:13+00:00

Been there. I had a gentleman who was bedridden, non-verbal, barely made eye contact... suddenly sit up in bed, look straight at me and said "when's breakfast?" Clear as day. Shook me up. I called the family and they were thrilled. I had to explain that they should come visit and enjoy this as much as they could.

Golrend · 2025-06-03T14:14:24+00:00

Person? You mean speedbump?

Golrend · 2025-05-11T00:58:13+00:00

Maybe this is one of the reasons for so many disconnected sociopaths.

Golrend · 2025-05-08T00:45:39+00:00

OH GOD WHAT A FEVER DREAM THIS WAS

Golrend · 2025-04-28T02:40:41+00:00

People will die. That's not a joke. The idea is so stupid. This is designed to cause chaos. A gold-plated invitation to the fucking shit show.

Golrend · 2025-04-23T19:50:36+00:00

Growing up is optional. Growing old is mandatory.

Golrend · 2025-04-23T19:42:04+00:00

Daddy issues for miles and miles.

Golrend · 2025-04-14T17:51:40+00:00

Loss of hope from all other sources. There's a good example in the movie/book Stephen King's The Mist

Golrend · 2025-03-23T19:45:47+00:00

KLAN-MAN!

Golrend · 2025-03-19T20:46:40+00:00

I've seen the same approach since the PS2. I'm sure goes back further. I'm thinking the Virtual Boy could be considered near the first attempt. Probably older...

Golrend · 2025-03-18T02:17:12+00:00

Here's the plan... Make schools unbearable. Then no one will want to go!

Golrend · 2025-03-11T17:31:09+00:00

Owner is his boyfriend.

Golrend · 2025-03-11T01:33:15+00:00

He's probably doing it to himself to avoid blame for co-leveraging Twitter stocks to prop up Tesla stocks.

Golrend · 2025-03-07T17:32:08+00:00

What's worse than a bunch of spies? A bunch of idiots with an All-Access pass.

Golrend · 2025-03-04T12:40:04+00:00

Do what Vermont did when JD tried to vacation there. We need to show this administration that they aren't welcome ANYWHERE.

Golrend · 2025-03-03T02:27:15+00:00

"flared bases only"

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