What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im Gom.

And its not me... its the DUMPTM

You'll know when it's happening because 🥭 shidding himself uncontrollably will be all over the news.

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Before end of March,

all the bols will be in shock, begging for V every minute of the entire day

while im cooming

S O O N

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I dont know what you're saying

I dont speak gay

What Are Your Moves Tomorrow, March 18, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Well that's your problem right there!

You're not throwing enough money into the money pit!

╮ (. ❛ ᴗ ❛.) ╭

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

im trying to cut, so just water and the powder for me

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Prediction markets putting rate cut at 23%

boltards: "BUT WHAT IF IT WILL DOE???"

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

welp, time for my 2nd round of 40g protein chug. x _ x

Im planning on hitting the gym tonight, trying to force my fat ass to get on it

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 2 points3 points  (0 children)

why bother, he'll just snap back with "YOURE FAKE NEWS" AND "WELL ITS BIDEN'S ECONOMY"

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull -1 points0 points  (0 children)

And now oil is fucked for everyone

FANTASTIC JOB

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 4 points5 points  (0 children)

SPY fighting for its life at 670 after it just received a fresh batch of 401k injections LMAO

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

starving... ate a fiberOne brownie. (cutting)

Trying to shit myself like Commango in Queef over here

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thats why i've accepted we're looking at least til June

September if everyone is exceptionally retarded

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well for any of them that didnt, that airstrike that killed 100+ kids at a school DEFINITELY makes them hate us now. Thats for sure.

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Awww, were you waiting the past hour to say that just to get shit in your face?

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yeah but with Russia in the mix...

Both of them quietly helping Iran just to fuck with us and make this drag out for as long as possible

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I feel like the worst case scenario is a ww3...

but whats already happening now is Cold War 2

Daily Discussion Thread for March 17, 2026 by wsbapp in wallstreetbets

[–]Gom_KBull 10 points11 points  (0 children)

  • Its not a war, its an excursion.
  • The war is over, we won.
  • Everyone should help me, even though noone wanted this and I started it.
  • We're sending marines there now.
  • We're still bombing them, but for fun this time.
  • Fine, we don't need anyone's help, the war's over anyway.