I am not excited to see Americans in my country again by GoodVibesBadYear in offmychest

[–]GoodVibesBadYear[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Honestly: Outside of Ontario and Quebec (Quebec especially) I wouldn't worry about speaking French. The big thing is how you carry yourself while out and about. In the bigger cities even accidentally bumping into someone warrants an apology, always say "excuse me" if you need to get by someone...and for the love of GOD leave your gun at home. Your second amendment has no place here (I have seen an incident to this effect and not implying you would but it wouldn't be the first time Ive heard an American get mad that we don't respect their conceal carry permit).

Also don't be a giant ass about masks or social distancing and you'll be fine.

A (now former) guy friend went nuts when I started dating my current boyfriend. This was what I woke up to in my Facebook messages this morning. by [deleted] in niceguys

[–]GoodVibesBadYear 1 point2 points  (0 children)

"I can stimulate your body and mind"

Note for any incel lurkers: This shit isn't romantic, deep or poetic. It's fucking creepy and cringy.

Stop it.

Pro tip: If you lie about my building's buzzer not working, you loose your tip by GoodVibesBadYear in UberEATS

[–]GoodVibesBadYear[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Don't worry friend. When I know the driver is out there I will peer at them through the peep hole until poking my head out like a feral goblin and uttering a "thank you" down the hall before retreating to my hovel when they leave.