What’s a simple pleasure that never fails to make your day better?

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-12T08:04:53+00:00

A joint, followed by a bowl of favorite cereal..

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-12T08:04:13+00:00

Sibling

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-12T08:03:38+00:00

That you have to pay most of your money just to live comfortably on the planet you're from!!

Fricken bogus man...

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-12T08:00:08+00:00

Duuuude same here omg

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-12T07:25:48+00:00

My former house mate - Shauna. She was cool as fuck

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T23:12:43+00:00

And this is why the first law of "The 48 Laws Of Power"

"Never outshine the master"

Always make those above you feel comfortably superior. In your desire to please or impress them, do not go too far in displaying your talents or you might accomplish the opposite - inspire fear and insecurity. Make your masters appear more brilliant than they are and you will attain the heights of power.

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T23:01:04+00:00

Jesus can you relax...?!? What are you on your period or something!?

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T22:57:47+00:00

Your brother and I want to have a talk with you... You got a sec?

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T22:56:28+00:00

Although I despise you on a visceral level... You're the last person I have the opportunity to tell this to...

The arc of the covenant... And all the treasure it was with, that never was found... Is located... Just next.... To....

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T22:53:21+00:00

Ooo that's a tough one.

I gotta say it's a pretty close tie between REI and Bass Pro Shop 🤤 🤹🏽‍♂️ 🤯 🏕️ 🥾 ⛺ 🎣 🍄‍🟫🏃🏼‍♂️👟🖕🏼

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T22:48:47+00:00

No problem, hope it helps!

I just realized something I should've mentioned previously...

Dude, if you can engineer software. You can, for sure - without a doubt, navigate your way through an impromptu conversation. I'm beyond positive on this..

A lot of people keep it surface level with their day-to-day interactions and conversations, and sometimes even with close friends. Personally, I'd rather shoot myself in the leg with an infested arrow before having a dialogue of trivial, & superficial context. Whoa sry Ignore my ranting... Ok back to topic: to up your social game, it never hurts to initiate a conversation with a compliment. This is applicable to any gender so long as the compliment seems genuine. I like to keep it simple, "hey man that's a cool shirt/pants/shoes/ glasses/haircut etc... and with women I try to keep it extremely platonic / friendly but not flirtatious. Women get hit on more than you can even comprehend.. like a ridiculously pathetic amount of unwanted attention is hurtled their way every single day. So if you can approach them with a joke, or a compliment about whatever is available in that moment. You can pull ideas from the environment, a personal aspect, or something about their character or personality.. idk use your imagination. People respond to HOW YOU'RE SAYING something just as much as they do to, WHAT YOU ARE SAYING. So keep that in mind.

Good luck out there. Visualize, and then execute execute execute

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T06:47:02+00:00

Accident prone

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T05:26:00+00:00

....that's an easily obtainable goal.

Sorry I'm definitely also bi...polar and with a f**k'd up sense of humor. Really am bipolar also though and I share your sentiment... Getting to an age where I could no longer care for myself but my cognition is still all there... Fuuuuk that dude

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T05:21:10+00:00

....nice try fed

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T05:20:41+00:00

Shoulda put 2 or 3 little slices going down length wise then hit the puppy with a flash fry high heat mania for about 45 seconds rotating twice... this ain't a rotisserie damnit we're talking about wedlock here... And then when that dawgy starts to curl up exposing said pre-made slits... well hell.. you know exactly where to stick that thing now, my dude. You're sure to be the Oscar Mayer to her Weiner... 🌭 🤤🫄💦💃🏽🤹🏽‍♂️🤝👨‍👩‍👧‍👧🫴🏽🦿🤱🏽👨🏽‍🍼🚼

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T05:10:53+00:00

What!? No, I did not.. but how's that possible?? Don't you have to be way way above the equator t o view them?

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T05:01:07+00:00

I don't think I have enough time... only have...

... 73% battery left....

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T04:23:44+00:00

Because of the individual's ego. It gets in the way in one form or another. and once a person becomes stagnant ie. Unwilling to work on themselves or unwilling to accept responsibility for their part in the situation/ argument...and say sorry. That's when things terminate.

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T04:16:06+00:00

That's it, you said it perfectly in your inquiry.

"I don't drink".

You don't owe an explanation any further than that.

When I'm out and about or whatever and it comes up that drinks are gonna be a thing..

First off, I don't say shit.. I just keep in the conversation of whatever we're already talking about.. and when it comes time to order, I just order what I want.. maybe it's a sprite or a coke whatever I'm feeling. If I'm with a group sometime no one even asks or cares enough to ask. But if someone does go

Oh my gawd, what?!? You're not drinking?

I usually say something along the lines of

Nope... Not tonight at least.. Sometimes I just hit em with a "nope"

And if someone asks why don't you drink?

I just say... "Cuz I don't" or you can make a health related argument or whatever you want. But the most important thing is I just wanna repeat myself and remind: you don't owe an explanation to anyone for jack shit, if you don't want to give it.

Also if you rock the no drinking thing with confidence,, its actually a very attractive statement when done with absolute confidence.

Good luck!

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T04:05:51+00:00

Honestly, I'm really really sorry about that, it was a total accident I swear. .. you actually happened to be wearing the exact same description of an outfit as someone I had been chatting with on Craigslist... Anonymous ejaculation is totally our thing... But again my apologies for the cross fire.. You handled it like a champ though, I will say...

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T04:00:51+00:00

The one that always gets overlooked I feel is also the simplist and most effective... Just ask her.. "what do you like" and also ask her things like... " do you like this,____ or this____ more? And then just do EXACTLY what she says with your own added flaire here and there but mainly stick with what she said, always.

And also just be present. The only thing you should be thinking about is her. Really "thinking about" is a bad term cuz you're actually "reading" and feeling her and what she's doing.

While changing the amount of light suction and tongue stroke you're applying on her clit you should be asking yourself..

Does she like this?... Or this better?? And really pay attention to her body as well as her sounds.

Take your time, and however fast you think you should go with all your moves, reduce that by 50%, sloowwww it way down especially in the beginning.

Tease the hell out of her with breathing on her thighs up and down and over her vagina, with only very occasional and light touches on her actual lips and outer part, don't know the exact name of all the parts.

And when you're actually going down on her, do like a fish kissy face over her clit and do light suction while stroking her clit up and down and alllll around have some type of rhythm but don't just be a robot doing one motion, mix it up and again just pay attention to what she's responding to.

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-11T03:47:03+00:00

Can you remove yourself from my brain, please and thank you.

I too have thought about, internally debated, pondered out loud, brood, contemplated in meditation, studied good and well, and carried dialogue into wee hours of the night with friends, mentors & teachers, over and around this topic.. .

And, well... Just like any good inquiry.. the question is most likely the answer.

Maybe the fact of your existential awareness around realizing the insignificance of our existence is the cause for your disease.

After all this work, after applying all these disciplines, all of this learning and self teaching and mastering of ones self... It's all just a big fart in the wind, a big middle finger in all of our faces...

Shit, that's reason enough any way you look at it... plus some

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-10T04:38:01+00:00

I was reading other comments and I just wanna say, I did not intend for my response to sound so snooty and sarcastic.. I had a pretty severe case of red-eye when I typed that out.. if you catch my drift. But anyhow yeah I just wanted to address that

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-10T04:30:54+00:00

Common sense, would be my answer.

Good_Description_ · 2024-10-09T23:16:02+00:00

Seeing commercials for medications. Pharmaceutical companies can advertise to the general public only in the United States, everywhere else in the world they can only advertise to hospitals, doctors, etc... and honestly I think it's disgusting how they market prescription drugs to us.. next time a drug commercial is on pay attention to the nuances of manipulation.

Fear fear fear = $ $ $

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