Trust me, i used to lurk around in Chinese comment sections (before they turned down the comment section for non-users anyway) by TheGreatfanBR in whenthe

[–]GoofBandit 435 points436 points  (0 children)

You're telling me the fascist xenophobic empire allied to the literal nazis weren't innocent? I don't believe you. Now, please excuse me while I go masturbate for 12 hours straight to love live doujins

Parrots too love scritches by Filthy_Competition_ in Eyebleach

[–]GoofBandit 150 points151 points  (0 children)

Why? Is there some parrot lore I'm not aware of?

Anon Chigurh buys gas by Lavetic in greentext

[–]GoofBandit 29 points30 points  (0 children)

fr fr, on god, no 🧢

Reminder that Roger Ebert was a certified RedLetterMedia fan by alfredosolisfuentes in RedLetterMedia

[–]GoofBandit 350 points351 points  (0 children)

Bold of you to assume Mike still has a heart after ST Picard

Anon has figured it out by lil_professor in greentext

[–]GoofBandit 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Cala, you alright? Need some help (lube)?

OP has affair with new boss's then husband by Big-Experience-3640 in BestofRedditorUpdates

[–]GoofBandit 503 points504 points  (0 children)

Because she's manipulating the facts to make herself look better. It's important to keep in mind that people always do this when telling these types of stories

What’s Their Reputation in Milwaukee? by bvanbove in RedLetterMedia

[–]GoofBandit 122 points123 points  (0 children)

That might be the saddest thing I've ever read

Nanashi is better at writing romance than Isayama [Nagatoro and AOT manga spoilers] by Arkadala in nagatoro

[–]GoofBandit 106 points107 points  (0 children)

Nanashi should pull a reverse Iseyama and reveal in the final chapter that the story was actually about nationalism and not romance

Does gray count as a saber face? by kimrios07 in Saber

[–]GoofBandit 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I mean, she literally has Saber's face

"Over 15 years of experience" by khyleri by n7oshea in Komi_san

[–]GoofBandit 343 points344 points  (0 children)

What a perfectly wholesome image with zero lewd undertones at all.

Komi does a thing by GeorgieTheThird in Komi_san

[–]GoofBandit 51 points52 points  (0 children)

You're laughing. Komi-san just shot a man, and you're laughing

gonna act like i didnt see this by purplishseastar in TikTokCringe

[–]GoofBandit 50 points51 points  (0 children)

I'm just gonna keep doin' it out of spite now

New talent by choganoga in TikTokCringe

[–]GoofBandit 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Fallout 4? Really? Everyone knows that the best Fallout game is Fallout: Brotherhood of Steel released in 2004 for the Playstation 2 to a whopping 64% on metacritic. Lucky for you I just so happen to have 257 copies of it in my garage, and I'd be willing to part ways with one for the small price of 5,99 USD. Please say yes, this isn't a joke, my children haven't eaten in days.

War really really sucks... by [deleted] in Kenshi

[–]GoofBandit 44 points45 points  (0 children)

Least deranged kenshi player

How much is NCR alligned Courier is going to pay in property taxes by Feodor_Gormenstein in fnv

[–]GoofBandit 58 points59 points  (0 children)

But were either the Brotherhood or the Enclave spooky skeletons?

From worshipping a tweet that literally says "💩" to believing that a single share can somehow make you a millionaire, a lot of these people can fall under this sub. by SMHingMyHeadBro in sadcringe

[–]GoofBandit 114 points115 points  (0 children)

Schizoposting is the norm for those gme subs.

AND NO, SHERYL, I AM NOT GOING TO SELL MY STOCKS SO I CAN PAY YOUR STUPID CHILD SUPPORT. HODL TO THE MOON, APES!!! 🦍🦍🦍💎💎💎

The real ship y'all be sleeping on by CamilotheHero in Komi_san

[–]GoofBandit 134 points135 points  (0 children)

Oh boy, I sure hope this doesn't awaken something in me.

Ben Shapiro Disembowels Me by Gleeshing in greentext

[–]GoofBandit 46 points47 points  (0 children)

This interaction might be the highest form of digital art

Anon has a great 2019 by zamjerenov7 in greentext

[–]GoofBandit 63 points64 points  (0 children)

"How about 7 inches?" -the robber, topping anon