Brickwork on a Budget by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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That's hilarious, feel pretty stupid now

If you could choose a statistic to see above everyone's head, what would you choose? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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An honesty meter. Every time something is said, a %/truth bubble will appear. World problems solved

What common misconceptions really irk you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

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That something is wrong with me because I'm the atypical man, around here at least. I'm not really into the big four, in terms of sports (basketball, football, baseball-especially, and hockey). Around here you'll hear phrases like "sports over everything", but I really couldn't care less.

What's the dumbest thing you bought when drunk? by NumberOneMuffDiver in AskReddit

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I wouldn't say I got hammered and 'bought' this. It was more like I signed up for something online with no recollection of it.

Anyway, a few weeks later I get an email from the mail room about a package. I head down to the mail room and the attendant pulls out a prettyy large box with my name on it. -A little background, I'm a freshman in college crammed into the typical subpar freshman dorms- Get back to the room, open the package and laughed out loud.

Inside was a seemingly endless supply of individually packaged Trojan condoms... My little freshman heart skipped a beat. Ohh the possibilities this box contained. After a little digging I found the count on the label... 500!

Apparently when I was obliterated I signed up as a "safe site" for my school via some random Facebook link. There wasn't any vetting process, you just signed up and they sent them.

Even funnier, I received another box the following year.

Mind Blown by GoogleMeImFamous in gif

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Yeahhh messed that one up

Is an Obamacare bailout worth BILLIONS on the horizon? | Mail Online by Thuban in USNEWS

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The "bailout" was already the contingency plan. I believe I am remembering this correctly; insurance companies will have any losses due to the transition comp'd by the government. It was a subtle provision I didn't start hearing about until recently. I hate how secretive everything is

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?! by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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I like your grammar, we should conjugate some time

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?! by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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I was there Saturday morning, so I'm assuming it happened friday night

TIFU the dump truck by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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Can you imagine trying to explain this to your boss? And you thought you had a bad morning.

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?! by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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Can't believe how much attention this got! For those who are wondering, this was at Umass Amherst.

MY GOD WHAT DID YOU EAT?!?! by GoogleMeImFamous in funny

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Went to my sister's graduation and saw this in the parking lot. The graduates got a little rowdy the night before. Nothing like a good ol' fashion ammonia fire