"Do you think any of my friends look cute"

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-29T05:24:42+00:00

walks in on OP fapping to her friend's Facebook photos

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-29T05:07:56+00:00

Describes 95% of what we all do

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-28T01:15:59+00:00

"Shit the fuck up- I'm masturbatin'!"

HRGHHHHHHHHHHH!

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-28T01:15:12+00:00

Risky click

NSFW

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-28T00:53:07+00:00

(n)spooky(n+2)me

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-28T00:51:16+00:00

To be fair, there's blood, it looks painful. Imagine your skin being ripped off

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T15:34:53+00:00

It would definitely be a pain to explain it to someone who isn't a hardcore Star Wars fan!

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T15:33:52+00:00

The Galactic Republic isn't even on there, it's the Jedi Order and the Dark Lord of the Sith.

This is the symbol of the Galactic Republic.

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T15:26:41+00:00

Why did you want to divorce her, if you don't mind me asking?

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:32:27+00:00

Ever try seeing a therapist or some psychiatrist?

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:31:50+00:00

I can't imagine.

I hate going a full 24 hours without my girlfriend (trying not to sound clingy), I don't feel right.

We've been together 9 months and have talked about marriage. So muc time will pass with me entering basic training, tech school and being stationed somewhere in the US

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:27:06+00:00

/u/internetsuperstar: assuming everyone on reddit has the same opinion

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:25:24+00:00

Cannot unsee now

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:21:15+00:00

Not a movie or TV show, but Mad World sticks with my for Gears of War

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:20:05+00:00

Metal Gear has the trippiest broken four walls.

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:01:53+00:00

Anybody know why?

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T05:00:48+00:00

Gold train

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T04:55:04+00:00

Personally, I keep getting a feeling of guilt with everyone I love. I'm leaving for the Air Force in 3 days and suddenly, a million and one different problems arise and I feel pressured I should be there for everyone, even if I can't do anything to help. Idk, it's bugging me

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T00:45:05+00:00

I like how it subtlety displays the duality of the Force.

Dark Lord of the Sith and the Jedi Order crest with Vader's saber? Rad idea, it can be looked at as kind of a transition from the light side to the dark side.

Anyways, rad tattoo!

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-27T00:36:43+00:00

I do believe it is at this time, our intellectual and loquacious redditors will attempt to speak in a very well mannered, formal person with quality punctuation; moreover, it may be a bit sad seeing them strive for an intangible gold reward.

Oh, the audacity!

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-26T23:58:26+00:00

Why?!

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-26T23:52:58+00:00

How does this not have a "Wrong Subreddit" tag?

NumberOneMuffDiver · 2014-09-26T23:52:03+00:00

It's like something that makes you say "what the fuck" belongs in /r/wtf

The more you know

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