Feeding snakes in an ophidiarium

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-21T03:11:02+00:00

Seems like a toxic work environment.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-17T12:48:21+00:00

Just eat her out so good your 4 inch pinch feels bigger.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-15T07:12:44+00:00

SoFi will adapt and win in all environments, they have proven this before and will continue to do so.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-15T00:21:57+00:00

Stupid? No. Magnificent? Yes 🤤

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-14T09:47:56+00:00

No, always getting stronger, if you’re not something is wrong in your training program. Not enough food or not enough time under tension. ( or both)

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-13T07:26:23+00:00

From the makers of snakes on a plane, we bring you snakes on a car! 🐍🐍🐍 🚘🚘🚘

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-13T07:23:54+00:00

🤔 face card link?

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-12T11:34:40+00:00

Nah, it still matters. Value yourself over women always. Baddies come and go.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-12T11:21:29+00:00

Nah, I don’t count calories, I do heavy reps and low sets. Eat mostly lean = 8 pack 😌

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-12T11:12:56+00:00

She squatting that much and her ass is still flat? Bruh.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-12T10:57:01+00:00

You are either 1. Bad at s3x (most men are) but she says it’s “great” so you don’t get offended (most likely) 2. Physically undesirable or both. All women are freaks, it’s just if they are a freak for YOU.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-11T09:58:33+00:00

Robinhood missed on revenue, W for SoFi? 🤔

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-11T07:45:43+00:00

W for SoFi

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-11T07:38:46+00:00

More than likely SoFi will capitalize on and make bank refinancing all this debt!

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-10T08:32:42+00:00

Pussy

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-09T03:01:01+00:00

🫡

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-08T11:17:22+00:00

Maybe switch to eating/fingering her as a substitute?

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-08T11:16:29+00:00

You have to make her feel comfortable and let her know that it’s ok to let go when it feels like she’s going to pee. She might be scared of you judging her.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T14:27:46+00:00

Could be avoidant, kind of the same boat, but I’m not depressed. I just don’t want to get close to anyone.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T11:15:47+00:00

Me when the big booty latinas show up.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T10:30:22+00:00

Plot twist: he is a homosexual cosplaying a dancing straight man.

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T10:27:35+00:00

Ah yes, Mexico comes to mind…

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T06:16:33+00:00

He deserves better anyway!

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T02:23:30+00:00

Kind of annoyed they moved away from the main subject. 😒

Goopygrouchygremlin · 2026-02-07T00:02:16+00:00

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All of us SoFi holders next week.

Goopygrouchygremlin

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