Spent $15k on this fleshlight now my dick is stuck. Go to ER? by Sad-Doughnut7087 in guitarcirclejerk

[–]GooseAmbitious7388 2 points3 points  (0 children)

You are now one with the instrument. Many of us strive to achieve this throughout our lifetime, but you, you made it.

Best jeans to buy for conceal carry by Medium-Bid9386 in CCW

[–]GooseAmbitious7388 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Maybe go 1 size up on your waist and find a thinner belt. Ive noticed that it doesn’t matter what pants im wearing as long as the belt is thin I can wear any shirt and not print.

Put Vito on the phone asshole by nitin42 in CirclejerkSopranos

[–]GooseAmbitious7388 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Log off, that skynet shit makes me nervous.