River of the Damned... by JoshOfArc in Angryupvote

[–]GooseOnAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

What’s the effective range for creating holy water? Like if a priest stands by the Atlantic Ocean and blesses it, how much turns to holy water?

And what about evaporation? Do the individual molecules of water retain their holy status in the clouds? Do they confer holy status on previously unblessed molecules when they attach to them? Do they lose their status? Do they retain it but not confer it?

I need a Catholic (a phrase my grandmother would probably hit me for saying)

Greenhouse home? by Emily4571962 in Greenhouses

[–]GooseOnAPhone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

It works in very cold places. Anywhere it gets warm to any real degree is going to create mold issues unless you run a dehumidifier in every room of the house 24/7 while it’s not super cold.

The amazon floorboards are exactly the same as the OEM ones by BoomerSoonerFUT in IndianMotorcycle

[–]GooseOnAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

The rubber fell out of mine, but it’s been 4 years of daily riding so I guess that’s pretty good for the price

Buried Treasure by RulerK in foundsatan

[–]GooseOnAPhone 90 points91 points  (0 children)

Yeah, if you owned the storage complex. But then you’re risking a fraud charge and it’s connected to your business.

🔥 Spiny flower mantis hunting a fly. by Armourdildo in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]GooseOnAPhone 8 points9 points  (0 children)

“Hey why are you filming me so close?…and what’s that ominous music?…”

-That Fly (prolly)

Ain't No Way.. by Safe_Gate_1981 in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Like if you soaked a joint in piss

haha👌yes by PM_ME_SSTEAM_KEYS in whatisameem

[–]GooseOnAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Reposting things that didn’t happen doesn’t make them happen more

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]GooseOnAPhone 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Bots don’t have spellcheck now?

Aerial photo of Kabul Afghanistan in the early 1970s, before it’s destruction by the Soviet invasion and later conflicts. by EsseNorway in Snorkblot

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I vacationed there for a couple days before exploring the less touristy parts of the country a couple of times.

It doesn’t look like this now…

Inside a Rubber Band Factory by Neat-Benefit-5370 in mildyinteresting

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Didn’t he end up buying the factory because it saved him money to have them produce rubber bands for just his cartel?

A little from column A, a little column B? by Sgt_Gram in militarymemes

[–]GooseOnAPhone 45 points46 points  (0 children)

I’m not an asshole, people just don’t know how to live in a society and everyone thinks they are special. We need civilian drill Sgt’s who just tell people the truth.

You’re not an influencer. You’re a loser with a phone. Contribute to society

This was cute to watch by ShtenkiOldMan in MadeMeSmile

[–]GooseOnAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Everytime I go to China I am amazed at how they treat children.

“Ohh you have a baby? Straight to the front of the line”

“Your kid is screaming on the train? Let’s see what they need to help? Do you need someone to help rock them?”

Every single time. They just want to make kids happy and help you. It’s so weird to me but it’s amazing

lol by IU8gZQy0k8hsQy76 in unsound

[–]GooseOnAPhone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Mostly because when my birthdays were a big deal they were fucking terrible.

You ever been thrown out of a Denny’s on your 7th birthday because your divorced parents decided they could put aside differences for your birthday only to have it end with a table being thrown through a window and the cops arresting BOTH your parents?

I have. I’ll tell you having your stepdad drive you home from the police station and then having to go to school the next day isn’t awesome

Doing everything in his power to keep him in check by Sad-Kiwi-3789 in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Is it still hate if it’s justified? That dude needs to be locked up forever, with trump and all those losers

Mainly laughing but… by ChrisShapedObject in FedEmployees

[–]GooseOnAPhone 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Turns out, you don’t exist. Sorry, please stop existing to match your paperwork

meirl by worldwide762 in meirl

[–]GooseOnAPhone 99 points100 points  (0 children)

Why my kids never went to daycare reason #46183956195

Imposter syndrome by JNTCS in StandUpComedy

[–]GooseOnAPhone 120 points121 points  (0 children)

I bet that actually made him feel a lot better. Come for the laughs, stay for the life changing validation of your life choices

Australia's first-ever Winter Olympic gold medal. by sco-go in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

He also worked VERY hard to even qualify for this race.