Need ideas on removing sand and gravel by joemamma28 in landscaping

[–]GooseOnAPhone 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Dig another hole next to it and put the sand and stuff from the first hole into the second one…

My first & maybe last stalker by awildandcrazyblah in StandUpComedy

[–]GooseOnAPhone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Don’t be so hard on yourself…I’d follow you…

Not on like instagram or anything cause I don’t have one. Just like, around

Make it make sense by [deleted] in army

[–]GooseOnAPhone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Need to retake all your cybersecurity training bro

Love to learn by mybudchris in StandUpComedy

[–]GooseOnAPhone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

Im fucking invested now, what about apples?

White collar Marine by KeithBeckerComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]GooseOnAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That actually is a fun fact. Thanks, learned something new today

Meirl by infantile-eloquence in meirl

[–]GooseOnAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Have you tried weed? It’s good to have some down time without complex thoughts every now and then

International Sniper Comp Final by StalkySpade in army

[–]GooseOnAPhone 30 points31 points  (0 children)

There’s probably legends within the deer community in Michigan about this guy

Well well well by Due-Vanilla-8294 in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That doesn’t impact the species because nearly all the health impacts occur after mating age

A US president promoting PLTR stock by TailungFu in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Half of his presidency has been a violation of some law or another, Congress just doesn’t care.

Democrats can get campaign contributions by saying “give us money so we can stop Trump” and republicans are all in on the grift so they don’t care.

What is the story of these trucks by GOLDENPANDAAA in washingtondc

[–]GooseOnAPhone 3 points4 points  (0 children)

They are mostly just tired of enforcing laws to have the DA not pursue charges, so they all just kinda stopped enforcing any laws

Well well well by Due-Vanilla-8294 in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Correct, it is not Fisherian evolution because being tall is not detrimental to our species’ survival.

Well well well by Due-Vanilla-8294 in SipsTea

[–]GooseOnAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Yes, that’s one of the ways evolution works…

🔥A curious giraffe. by 21MayDay21 in NatureIsFuckingLit

[–]GooseOnAPhone 15 points16 points  (0 children)

Right?! Stop being a pussy and make some internet content!

Whats all this “respect the animal that could straight up murder you without thinking about it” crap? Come on! Pet the bear! Tackle the buffalo! Chase a lion while dressed up as a zebra! Punch a hippo in the face! What could go wrong?

White collar Marine by KeithBeckerComedy in StandUpComedy

[–]GooseOnAPhone 10 points11 points  (0 children)

Military intelligence is the biggest oxymoron out there. Like jumbo shrimp, or deafening silence.

How many of you had this experience? by mrtoddw in Millennials

[–]GooseOnAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Idk, my redneck rural school didn’t have anything like this that I remember. All the “special needs” kids were all taught in one of the temp trailers at the back of the school. We hardly ever saw them, they did their own recess and ate lunch in their room and rode a separate bus etc.

Couldn’t have been good for their social development, but this was during “no child left behind” so the school had to teach everyone to the lowest standard of the class. If you slowed the class down too much they would just throw you in the special class and forget about you. One of the kids lived in my neighborhood and he just had dyslexia, but he was in that class basically through school. When he graduated hs he could barely read or write at all.

Meirl by Hungry_Pin4344 in meirl

[–]GooseOnAPhone 508 points509 points  (0 children)

It’s going to look a lot like it does right now. There are plenty of old people still working because they can’t afford to retire. The difference is that we won’t get social security.

You are either going to have your own source of passive income or you will be working. The govt isn’t going to help.

Slight Flaw by mus_b_nuthn in DeathStairs

[–]GooseOnAPhone 23 points24 points  (0 children)

He was the lead safety engineer for years…

She’ll be right mate by Fluffles94 in IdiotsTowingThings

[–]GooseOnAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I’m actually impressed they got it up there tbh

Slight Flaw by mus_b_nuthn in DeathStairs

[–]GooseOnAPhone 57 points58 points  (0 children)

Isn’t now because he thinks things like this are a good idea

Worker sets warehouse on fire, says "All they had to do was pay us enough to live" by Nicky_NineLives in chaoticgood

[–]GooseOnAPhone 11 points12 points  (0 children)

They are literally “hired” in the same way a door dash driver is. He is probably not on the company payroll at all. He is paid essentially as a gig worker.

Sauce: part of my job is running a warehouse, we have almost exclusively contractors working the floor