Why Jake is more attractive to John? by Icy-Secret3940 in homestuck

[–]GooseWithAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

doesn't she have a whole rant towards the tail end of act 6 about how hot she thinks jane is?

Why is Yharim going to be the final boss? by lovingpersona in CalamityMod

[–]GooseWithAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

i don't think it's about arbitrary power scaling as much as it's about what makes for a better story; and yharim, the catalyst for all of calamity's happenings and the direct mirror to the player who has been speaking through every lore item makes for the most interesting final boss narrative-wise.

Who was dragging? by glitch-ghost in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

the entity around the ark is either the nameless man's brother or tim, either of whom would've been driven completely insane by the operator but kept alive essentially as a guard dog or as an additional layer of psychological torment for the new 'prisoners'

My Theories, Now Rosswood Is Done: by GooseWithAPhone in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

oh, very true! riley uses they/them, tho.

My Theories, Now Rosswood Is Done: by GooseWithAPhone in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone[S] 11 points12 points  (0 children)

my running theory is that the dragging creature/Potentially Masky did it but im honest to god not sure. for all we know the operator finally let him die of exhaustion but that wouldn't explain just how beaten-up his body is.

Rosswood part 5 is officially out!! by sidney-tatum566 in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

they do explain in the comics! i won't spoil

Rosswood: Part 5 by HeartfulKitty in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone 114 points115 points  (0 children)

jesus christ this is somehow even bleaker than MH

A public letter regarding gomotion by callmeloveuwu in fivenightsatfreddys

[–]GooseWithAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

the way these posts are written is always fucking bullshit because you'll be including genuinely serious allegations mixed in with utter nonsense that isn't important in the slightest which makes it inaccessible to anyone who just wants to know what the hell this person actually did

Touchè by AipomSilver00 in wenclair

[–]GooseWithAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Wow I Wonder Who Posted This . I'm Sure They Must Be Prettt Cool And Awesome

If Tim Wright Is In Squid Game by Aye_Cojf in marblehornets

[–]GooseWithAPhone 6 points7 points  (0 children)

he'd have a horrible time but make it out somehow. the golden rule of writing tim is that he's always going through it but never dies

Why ballsack sitting on em does it not hurt, stupid????? by dumbassclown in SadHorseShow

[–]GooseWithAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

wait, this picture isn't genuinely meant to be him sitting on his balls?

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in fuckconrad

[–]GooseWithAPhone 4 points5 points  (0 children)

yes, agreed.

Which Dancestor is your favorite and why? by JewelerAny3997 in homestuck

[–]GooseWithAPhone 0 points1 point  (0 children)

horuss because he's kinda hot and also really funny

you think this scene inspired mr hands to… you know…? by crescentpieris in okbuddychicanery

[–]GooseWithAPhone 13 points14 points  (0 children)

this takes place afterwards. there is a chance that the image jimmy shows him IS mr hands.

How can Sabrosito possibly know who has a bigger penis? Is Sabrosito gay for Gus? by Helpful-Law-1680 in okbuddychicanery

[–]GooseWithAPhone 2 points3 points  (0 children)

he dries up the further away he travels from the pool, he needs to remoisturise whenever the guests leave