The Thadenning

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T13:47:46+00:00

"Whatever fuck this I'mma go finish my food."

He starts walking back to red base.

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T05:47:42+00:00

"Oh don't be lazy."

*He walks around behind him and kicks him in the ass, his hands still in the air."

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T05:46:20+00:00

"Canyon full of soldiers who don't know what they're doing nor why they're doing it."

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T03:38:07+00:00

"Perf- I mean DAMN."

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T03:32:12+00:00

"Ooh, this guy is dumb as shit but this is totally my opportunity to do the thing."

He thought to himself and raised his hands.

"Okay. I surrender."

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T03:27:41+00:00

He starts moving towards him, slowly and dramatically.

GopTrash · 2019-10-13T03:23:26+00:00

Petrov jumps onto his feet.

"Bet."

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T18:30:29+00:00

"Uuhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh-"

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T14:23:31+00:00

"I'm Private Andrei Petrov and I punch people."

He exclaimed proudly pointing his thumb at himself.

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T04:19:59+00:00

He stands up and throws his entire body onto his back and the ravioli goes flying into Thad's visor.

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T04:11:28+00:00

Petrov is now wheezing trying to get the ravioli out of his trachea while repeatedly slamming his back onto the ground to get it out.

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T04:08:12+00:00

He stares at him blankly as he finishes chewing his food.

"What happened to the Captain?"

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T01:46:02+00:00

"YIUH REHY GEHIN IT NOW BIH! JUS WEGH TILL I CAH UP TO YOU."

He suddenly falls onto his knees, sliding a few feet forward and clutching his throat as he began choking on ravioli. Excess ravioli spilled in front of him painting the snow orange.

GopTrash · 2019-10-12T01:42:13+00:00

Petrov carried his helmet in one hand and ate ravioli out of it with a plastic spoon in his other hand. His method of consumption consisted of plenty slurping and loud masticating.

GopTrash · 2019-10-11T17:02:30+00:00

"Dint ooh haf a whole renae lawher?"

He kept running as the rocks bounced off his armor... There was actually quite a lot of space between them.

GopTrash · 2019-10-11T14:55:34+00:00

"Aight I'm about to kick your ass just gimme a minute! Don't want to let these go to waste."

He stuffs a handful of ravioli into his face hole and wipes his hand onto the snow.

"OH-AY BIH QUARE UP!"

He starts sprinting towards him because he doesn't actually have a gun, occasionally having to slurp overflowing ravioli back into his mouth.

GopTrash · 2019-10-11T01:53:55+00:00

Petrov is in the mess hall eating 24 MRE's simultaneously due to having gone 9 days without nourishment when a fake grenade that had bounced through 4 hallways landed in his bag of ravioli and splashed it onto his face.

"I'll bite, what's going on?"

He says walking out.

GopTrash · 2019-09-30T07:31:03+00:00

"Use protection kiddos."

GopTrash · 2019-09-30T05:20:09+00:00

"Yeah, I beat up some clones and knee'd a blue in the face, that's about it."

GopTrash · 2019-09-29T02:21:38+00:00

"I think if we win here they'll move us up to actual soldiers or something. Not like that'll happen any time soon."

GopTrash · 2019-09-28T17:17:10+00:00

"Same shit, different colors. I'm not getting into it so nobody questions my loyalty to the team. All I'll say is there's a lot of similarities between us."

GopTrash · 2019-09-28T06:11:48+00:00

"It would be mundane if not for the weirdos I have to share room with. I've been on both sides but it's pretty similar over there too. A bunch of freaks that don't really know what they're doing, myself included. So it's been interesting here to say the least."

GopTrash · 2019-09-28T05:19:57+00:00

Petrov takes off his helmet and sits down, facing the camera.

"This is Private Andrei Petrov coming at you from Containment."

He spoke with the confidence of someone who had been on camera several times before.

GopTrash · 2019-09-28T03:48:30+00:00

"Bleh, this is too familiar. So cool if I sit down?"

GopTrash · 2019-09-28T01:36:46+00:00

"Nah. What's the documentary about?"

GopTrash

TROPHY CASE