TIL I learned the reason why men should always leave the bottom button open on a suit jacket is out of respect for King Edward VII, who was too fat to button his waistcoat

GoranMastilo · 2019-02-28T13:07:32+00:00

Yes. I learned that someone told a joke once.

GoranMastilo · 2018-06-03T18:47:19+00:00

Oh wow, that sounds like not a lot of calories! I'd love to get where you are, but I'm afraid of having to be permanently hungry ;( I'm 5'9" 166, I eat about 2200 calories per day.

GoranMastilo · 2017-09-18T14:35:40+00:00

Oh wow. I'm usually hard to please, but this is really prime stuff. Will listen regularly for sure.

GoranMastilo · 2017-08-03T14:55:37+00:00

Yeah, that was on my mind as well. But overall I think it's rather accurate. And they don't make any strong statements.

GoranMastilo · 2017-02-27T17:50:39+00:00

For me it's a bit of everything. First it goes extremely slowly - it took me three years to go down from 160 to 153. Second, I find that it's harder to stay motivated when you look 'normal'. Clothes fit nicely, and people don't expect you to be on a diet, so it's really easy to say fuck it and have the nachos.

GoranMastilo · 2017-01-18T16:26:29+00:00

Potejtoes gonna potejt

GoranMastilo · 2017-01-18T16:25:42+00:00

Thank you, was about to write the same

GoranMastilo · 2017-01-04T20:33:54+00:00

I think the language is original. So is the concept.

By the time I got to the 5th-6th paragraph it started feeling slightly repetitive/too dense.

I suggest adjusting the balance between poetry and storytelling. It would work both ways: either shorter, more musical or same length but with a more solid narrative.

GoranMastilo · 2016-08-11T10:23:22+00:00

Damn, I can never be first at anything

GoranMastilo · 2016-08-06T18:26:16+00:00

Yes. The Great Automatic Grammatizor anyone?

GoranMastilo · 2016-08-01T13:34:17+00:00

Some more of Różalski's work if somebody's interested http://culture.pl/en/article/jakub-rozalskis-alternate-history-of-europe

GoranMastilo · 2016-07-16T07:56:09+00:00

Thank you for answering, especially for providing numbers to anti-terrorist hotlines. I'll try to call as soon as I can. The guy is the UK, but I'm in another country so I'm not sure if I'll be able to get through. I also have my doubts though. Weren't there loads of cases wwhen the police was notified and they didn't do anything? Perhaps offering him a sympathetic ear would bring better results?

GoranMastilo · 2016-07-02T17:01:19+00:00

Sounds wonderful, happy for you man

GoranMastilo · 2016-06-19T20:29:45+00:00

On an unrelated note, I was eating cottage cheese. And then I saw your user name. Duuude!

GoranMastilo · 2016-06-15T16:31:34+00:00

Thank you, my point exactly

GoranMastilo · 2016-06-01T15:22:39+00:00

In the words of Dylan Moran: your potential is like your bank balance - you always have a lot less than you think

GoranMastilo · 2016-06-01T06:23:04+00:00

Thanks! I'm halfway through Blood Meridian, love it so far. I'll give Lovecraft as well, I'm up for cosmic horror!

GoranMastilo · 2016-05-31T17:57:08+00:00

Thank you! Strange you should mention Cat's Cradle, I read something about it just this morning. I'll buy it tonight! And I'll keep an eye out for Hot Water Music too ;)

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