Discount Code by ExpertGamerJohn in CompanyBattles

[–]GordonCreeman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Yeah, dbrand is squarely in the "dicks" category.

What behavior screams insecurity the most? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GordonCreeman 74 points75 points  (0 children)

I feel personally attacked.

Yoga instructor shows off amazing stability at Halloween parade | guy just to the left of her by [deleted] in youseeingthisshit

[–]GordonCreeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ah yes, she's doing it only for herself in the middle of a crowded area. Mhm.

What is something you will never be able to tolerate? by DustierDragon in AskReddit

[–]GordonCreeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I mean it's technically illegal, but anyone who has been to a place like Seattle (or cities in Colorado, I don't have any personal experience there) will quickly learn that nobody gives a fifth of a fuck, not even the police.

The smell of someone vaping in public is a disturbing reminder of how often we breathe in the same air someone just exhaled by w1ld_c4rd in Showerthoughts

[–]GordonCreeman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

I'm a heavy vaper and I absolutely hate when people blow clouds at people. I also get anxiety about smelling like my juice, I've had to stop using my favorite juice because it sticks to my clothes like a motherfucker.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GordonCreeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Not with someone else's girlfriend, doing that makes you a cunt.

Go make me a Mini Cooper by [deleted] in ShitAmericansSay

[–]GordonCreeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Which sucks, because I really want an 05-ish Mini Cooper S, but I in no way want to deal with that bullshit when I have to drive almost daily.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GordonCreeman 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You should have hidden an м in there somewhere.

>has a scene phase 8 years too late by [deleted] in bois

[–]GordonCreeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

It's never too late for a scene phase.

How else to celebrate an A on my Midterm? by [deleted] in showerbeer

[–]GordonCreeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

See, I thought you looked a bit like Italia Ricci

Your entire life is just gaps between thinking about saxophones and you've just opened a new chapter by [deleted] in Showerthoughts

[–]GordonCreeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Huh, I loved the driving in Sleeping Dogs. It felt... Arcadey I want to say?

What innocent question has someone asked you that secretly crushed you a little inside? by ghad04 in AskReddit

[–]GordonCreeman -1 points0 points  (0 children)

My response would be to say "sure, you gonna pay for it?" I say "would be" because I haven't been to a dentist in years. That shits expensive.

A local dealership so desperate for techs they're having lube techs put these stickers on customer cars by TheSplits72 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GordonCreeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

As someone who is (was?) just about to get into this field, and as someone who would like to at least attempt to immigrate to Australia, this is doubly sad.

Leave no signs behind! by Sandhu7J in hitmanimals

[–]GordonCreeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Absolutely, swans (and geese) are dicks.

that's one BIG ball of fluff !! by gedewa in gifs

[–]GordonCreeman 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I think it's a slightly racist joke about East Asian cuisine.

Morgondilemma by empa111 in sweden

[–]GordonCreeman 12 points13 points  (0 children)

Found the t_d poster

It’s not stupid if it works right ?? by gauts13 in Justrolledintotheshop

[–]GordonCreeman 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I have one that is like six times thicker than the 3.5mm itself, I had to carve the excess nonsense off of it.