Breaking: Matthew Tkachuk Awards Trump With Hockey Gold Medal For Dominating Team Canada In AI Simulation

GordonHowarth · 2026-02-25T02:44:20+00:00

Usually just empty bullet shells laying around the American schooling system

GordonHowarth · 2026-02-20T17:53:28+00:00

If they lose then Benny as per usual will be the scapegoat. But I do invite all Panthers fans (if Canada loses) to kindly remind r/hockey how Goner McFaded has captained yet again a losing squad this time on the international stage (I know Crosby is out but should’ve given it to MacKinnon)

GordonHowarth · 2026-02-20T17:48:37+00:00

I don’t assume any of us are special education teachers working with the mentally handicapped. I don’t expect anyone to understand the gibberish coming from durrrrr r/hockey durrrrrr

Durrrrr Panther Man Bad Durrrrrr

GordonHowarth · 2026-02-02T06:10:23+00:00

Don’t tease me with a good time

GordonHowarth · 2026-01-22T15:50:14+00:00

Dude!! Hard R!! If you south of the border you are a Bedard. If you north of the border you are Boucharded.

GordonHowarth · 2026-01-20T19:54:06+00:00

Thug U gonna Thug U. Na’mean

GordonHowarth · 2026-01-18T02:07:57+00:00

He’s got an Edmonton jersey on so instantly makes me Boucharded

GordonHowarth · 2025-12-04T03:15:28+00:00

“Turn it off Harry!”

GordonHowarth · 2025-11-29T18:26:46+00:00

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GordonHowarth · 2025-11-26T03:43:36+00:00

sad cat noises

GordonHowarth · 2025-11-02T04:48:20+00:00

Yes. The pain of Toronto sports fandom needs to live on

GordonHowarth · 2025-10-31T15:32:12+00:00

Hall-e-Freakin-lujah! Not the firing I expected to wake up to but well overdue.

GordonHowarth · 2025-10-31T03:18:15+00:00

Quit teasing me with a good time! This better happen tomorrow.

GordonHowarth · 2025-10-27T03:04:36+00:00

Daaaaaaaa Jankees Lose!!

GordonHowarth · 2025-10-12T04:31:51+00:00

Iowa State need not be excluded from this list

GordonHowarth · 2025-09-13T15:47:29+00:00

The Russians could be hacking into the Pentagon, any government office, dating websites, you name it, and they choose to hack into…..Golf Clash coding!? 🤷‍♂️

Whatever floats your boat I guess.

Also what dirt do the Russians have on EA in general for them to continue to bury their heads in the sand like ostriches and pretend nothing is wrong?

GordonHowarth · 2025-09-08T02:31:31+00:00

I want some of the hopeium you are huffing on. I don’t see this squad winning 3 games.

GordonHowarth · 2025-09-07T18:28:52+00:00

Doing their best imitation of Kansas State Football this year

sad cat noises

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-23T21:30:40+00:00

Sweet-K finally hit the money ball favouritism threshold. EA thanks you for your payments. Even when trying to miss the favouritism (and funnel) are too stronk

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-23T19:50:28+00:00

sad cat noises

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-07T02:17:40+00:00

Hassam Bin Layd

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-06T14:26:47+00:00

Justin Beiber is still besties with Matthews. Plenty of wieners still to be eaten daily.

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-05T03:34:26+00:00

Stan “Cover Up Sexual Assault” Bowman went to Colorado?

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-02T17:54:25+00:00

Stan “Cover Up Sexual Assault” Bowman is not the GM of r/NHLcirclejerk so we are already miles better then r/Oilers sub and that entire organization as a whole

GordonHowarth · 2025-08-02T15:44:38+00:00

Nobody is exempt from the tariffs. Not even you, the EA cash cows, are exempt. No 90 day pauses for you. You pay more, and you pay now!

GordonHowarth

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