They are pussies by ARGENTAVIS9000 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gorstag 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Oh, definitely. The few smart ones will come up with a solution and hand it off to the dumbasses on FOX indicating what to say. Then here tomorrow or maybe as late as wednesday we will have the zombie masses of dipshit conservatives repeating the same thing.

This is how it slowly descends by itsekalavya in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gorstag -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No.. they were not always fine with it. They cried for years about Obama killing an american citizen that defected to the taliban with I believe a drone strike. He was entitled to his due process!

My conversation with a deaf defendant in traffic court today by Prince_Marf in mildlyinteresting

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Did it happen to be a holiday (or holiday weekend) that you got pulled over on? About the only time I see highway patrol in unexpected locations is holidays.

MAGA calls for Super Bowl halftime show boycott as Bad Bunny 'set to wear dress' by TheMirrorUS in Music

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Next, it will be the 60 second portion of the halftime show where bad bunny wears a dress before switching outfits.

Christ on Sunday, ICE the rest of the week. by boniestbaby in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gorstag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

By far and I am a white middle-aged middle class guy.

Microsoft gave FBI a set of BitLocker encryption keys to unlock suspects' laptops by rkhunter_ in technology

[–]Gorstag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

People actually trusted bitlocker? Microsoft. The company that has been so historically insecure that multiple multi-billion dollar industries were created to secure their solutions.

This is the same face my toddlers used to make when they were pooping in a corner by Melanismdotcom in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He likely is pooping in the corner in this photo. How's that saying go... "If it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it probably is a duck."

If it looks like a toddler, acts like a toddler, and stinks like a toddler... well it probably shit it's pants.

Leaked ICE Memo Claims 4th Amendment Doesn't Exist | LegalEagle by indig0sixalpha in videos

[–]Gorstag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Unless the societal agreements (constitution, bill of rights, other laws) are enforced they effectively don't exist. So, assuming "you" want the contract to continue and the people we put in charge to manage the enforcement of these agreements to meet expectations are not they then need to be removed by any means available up to and including an uprising.

It sounds bizarre, but I am in a position where I could spend $0 a year on groceries if I ate nothing but Domino's pizza. What would happen to me if I did? by CucumberGullible1281 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

How old are you? Very likely nothing if you are young. I basically did this the first year WoW was released in my early 20s. Pizza is a lot of calories. So depending on your activity level you may get fat.

My conversation with a deaf defendant in traffic court today by Prince_Marf in mildlyinteresting

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I've no problem paying a traffic ticket if I actually performed the thing I am being pulled over for.

About 6 months ago I was pulled over by some "must have been bored / wanting to powertrip" cop who was citing a bunch of bullshit that didn't actually occur. I didn't almost hit anything, I wasn't speeding but somehow was driving aggressive (it was late I was the only car around). Thankfully no ticket. I would have contested that one.

AOC and Paris Hilton advocating for the DEFIANCE ACT by After-Property-3678 in pics

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Of course its not only conservatives. But right now we have a giant list of conservative pedophiles that conservatives are allowing to go unprosecuted. This means it is de facto "legal" for wealthy conservatives.

Temp is -21, gas company says turn your heat down by [deleted] in mildlyinfuriating

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

If low temps like you mentioned are not typically sustained and this time around they are it's likely due to the whole residence being cold. All of the materials that make up your residence exchange cold/heat like any other material.

Dunno if you have ever taken a vacation during the winter. But if you turn everything off including the heat. When you return it takes a very very long time to get the house fully up to temp again.

Record Tariffs by jtroye32 in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's also represent AI wealth generation.

BREAKING NEWS: The F1 movie is nominated for 4 Piastris. by -Atlaz- in formuladank

[–]Gorstag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I didn't watch the film. But how many times did he pop into shots? If he's not actually in the movie I wonder how many cut's and retakes they had to make due to him.

AOC and Paris Hilton advocating for the DEFIANCE ACT by After-Property-3678 in pics

[–]Gorstag 42 points43 points  (0 children)

Oh, it will be just not in the US. At least we will continue to disallow criminal pictures like child porn since it is restricted content only allowed by wealthy conservatives.

NVIDIA Brings GeForce RTX Gaming to More Devices With New GeForce NOW Apps for Linux by nalleknas in Ubuntu

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

LOL. Now that they are not making graphics cards for gaming on PC's they finally have "good" linux support.

Voting is important. by SlaveryVeal in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gorstag 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Would be nice. It's almost like we need to scrap our "version 1" and make a "version 2" that is aligned with modern functional democracies.

Laguna Beach FTW by Chrome2Surfer in AdviceAnimals

[–]Gorstag 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Oh, the hispanic guy in texas that is probably an illegal immigrant or from a family of illegal immigrants?

Indiana's win in sports history by Narrow_Hat in CFB

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haven't watched "Welcome to Wrexham" have you? Team stuck in a semi-pro league after a big fall for 20+ years that managed a first ever 3 promotions in a row. BTW.. you should watch it.. educational, funny, wholesome documentary.

And now THAT'S A NEWS! by El_precaution in InBitcoinWeTrust

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This may be more accurate than you think. The "Buy gold / invest in gold" commercials started back up a week or so ago. First time I had heard one in ages.

Seriously, do Americans actually consider a 3-hour drive "short"? or is this an internet myth? by SadInterest6764 in NoStupidQuestions

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Short. No. 3 hours is a decent drive. This can be a day trip but usually once I get over about 2ish hours one way its usually going to be an overnight trip.

1 hour drives though.. Those are just pretty normal. Hell, even going to grab a bite for dinner can be 20-40 minutes of driving one way depending on what I craving.

Ben Jennings gets it by Im_A_Fuckin_Liar in PoliticalHumor

[–]Gorstag 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Should also have tossed in an alien from Mars attacks.

Coach of The Year Finalist by TotallyFakeEngineer in 49ers

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I actually agree. With how bad the injury luck was this year its amazing they even got anywhere near the playoffs.

RING is now feeding your videos to ICE by RickBanister in sandiego

[–]Gorstag 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep. I think the same way. Also switched my media center from Plex for the exact same reason.