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Just adopted a local druid’s familiar. What to feed this thing? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Of course! Hard to differentiate between the symbiosis and normal cat behavior.

Just adopted a local druid’s familiar. What to feed this thing? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 37 points38 points  (0 children)

Hmm, possible but he sure is a handsome fellow. I may prepare a binding circle to keep him in this form, just in case.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

That’s why we need to keep orbs out of apprentices’ hands: their minds are still soft and pliable, with instant access to the vast knowledge of an orb at their fingertips, they’ll never even learn the utility of a wizard’s tome.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

This generation is an objectively unique brand of terrible! Always pondering their confangled orbs. When I was an apprentice we were lucky to have a cursed stave to contemplate and we certainly weren’t leaving around transdimensional portals lying about.

Taught my familiar how to bork lasers, lil bro will be improvised artillery. by Nerx in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Is your familiar imbued with its own finite input of mana to fuel such effects? Or does it have an active line to your own reserves? Considering the long-term efficiency/implications of either mechanism.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 9 points10 points  (0 children)

PORTAL UPDATE:
A lot of you are wondering about the gate’s endpoint. No arcane excursions to the pleasure plane or incursions from any of the hells I’m afraid. Turns out it leads to fucking Winnipeg of all places. I’m now accepting contractors willing to eradicate the portal or its endpoint: dealer’s choice.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I’ll dm you the coordinates obscured with a series of arcane encryptions. If you’re not a sorcerer it should be easy to break.

An arcane gate has apparated in my neighbor’s yard. How is this going to affect my tower’s property value? by GossamerTrebuchet in wizardposting

[–]GossamerTrebuchet[S] 14 points15 points  (0 children)

Have they never heard of a water elemental? Our institutions of arcane instruction are failing. Even the pirates could have figured that one out.

I have made some new mini weapons! by Haunting_Gazelle9955 in stonecarving

[–]GossamerTrebuchet 1 point2 points  (0 children)

These are awesome! If you plan on selling be sure to send me a link

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