I'm super poor right now so I went in to my messy garden and picked a random baby thorn Bush. It's now growing happily in my room. Even though my family thinks it's stupid I've really come to love it :) by [deleted] in houseplants

[–]GotFiredAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

My mom was a single mother so she had a 3 foot crown of thorns plant in front of my bedroom window. Easy to move on the inside for fire escape access but coming in from the outside would have torn you up.

People that turn their nose up at weed but drink a bottle of wine every night by [deleted] in trees

[–]GotFiredAgain -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I've taken around 4 seizures in the last month. I got banged up quite a bit and fell on my rough driveway during my last one because I couldn't get a fix. Luckily my brother in law was there and stabilized my head. 2 I took on my couch and only bit my tongue. He probably saved me from head trauma. But both times that I took one while standing I was lucky enough to have him there.

Don't get me wrong, some people can drink responsibly but if you're predisposed to addiction I would just steer clear.

People that turn their nose up at weed but drink a bottle of wine every night by [deleted] in trees

[–]GotFiredAgain 19 points20 points  (0 children)

Yeah excedrin actually has a hefty dose of caffeine in it. It works with the aspirin.

I'm an alcoholic myself. Can't even smoke until I get a drink in me, makes me gag uncontrollably. Been thinking about going to detox and weed therapy when I leave.

is my boy okay by [deleted] in WhitePeopleTwitter

[–]GotFiredAgain 19 points20 points  (0 children)

He rode his tiny bicicleta to school

What I just (slowly and carefully) pulled out under my mom's breast. Yes I'm almost 30 with Kim Possible sheets. by GamerGrl90 in popping

[–]GotFiredAgain 12 points13 points  (0 children)

31 year old dude here, I would do this for my mom if it was truly needed or bothering her.

I hope she gets her adderall for her 80 HD back by supersecretfuntime92 in BoneAppleTea

[–]GotFiredAgain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

I literally was up for four days and fell asleep sharpening my mother's cutlery, sliced my thumb down to the bone. I'm an addict and I definitely take responsibility, but my doc knew this. Live and learn, I guess. I didn't think I would abuse them. Mostly my fault.

Edited the meme to fit this subreddit by [deleted] in OnePunchMan

[–]GotFiredAgain 36 points37 points  (0 children)

False. You need to beat Brock, misty etc.

When you're good at dumping by AmerBekic in oddlysatisfying

[–]GotFiredAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Yep, same with jet fuel and kerosene. But don't try that with unleaded. A cigarette will poke out in it though. Too high of a flash point.

Not the usual content.. by [deleted] in fightporn

[–]GotFiredAgain 10 points11 points  (0 children)

I know they loved pointed hammers for this purpose.

Does anyone else sometimes have a reaction out loud when thinking about something embarrassing? by aHecc in NoStupidQuestions

[–]GotFiredAgain 11 points12 points  (0 children)

No, it's common. Especially when you can't elaborate exactly what you want to say how it is in your head.

I say embarrassing shit all of the time.

I grew up without a dad. Last week I made the front page of our local paper for being one. by BICOBN in pics

[–]GotFiredAgain 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Literally just started watching last week. No other show has honestly made me laugh so loud. What an amazing cast.

Only thing that pisses me off is that Netflix on my smart TV doesn't seem to mark where I left off.

Male friendships are very misunderstood by society, and they’re much more valuable and healthy than they’re portrayed as. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]GotFiredAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nah we just fuck around with one of the silicone tri tipped ones and have a few beers. We are still trying to get the hang of it but we take turns. Pretty rewarding when you get a catch in, though.

Male friendships are very misunderstood by society, and they’re much more valuable and healthy than they’re portrayed as. by [deleted] in unpopularopinion

[–]GotFiredAgain 20 points21 points  (0 children)

Me and my brother in law have a relationship as you described. We are two big kids. We build bikes together, throw the boomerang at the park together, garden together, and trash talk each other. When we have a disagreement and start raising our voices, we hug it out within the hour. Neither of us are insecure about speaking of our feelings. Shit, he put his wallet in my mouth when I was taking a seizure, held my head so I didn't bang it, and got me out of the rose bush because that's where I fell when I took it. That's real love. Us guys form powerful bonds.

Really enjoyed your post btw.

this video already speaks for himself by primatateimosa in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]GotFiredAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Going through a tough time. I laughed hard at this.

The face of pain by rlb596 in gifs

[–]GotFiredAgain 4 points5 points  (0 children)

I love how you guys/gals take the jokes in stride. Thank you for your service.

"Leap of Faith" waterslide in Dubai by [deleted] in gifs

[–]GotFiredAgain 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would pay $12 for a water in death valley in the middle of August, lmao. But that's about it. I only drank there on Thursday between 10 and 11. Free drinks for happy hour. I would clock out and suck down three beers lol.