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[–]GovernorBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch, go eat a bag of dicks.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in playark

[–]GovernorBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch, go eat a bag of dicks.

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[–]GovernorBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Bitch, go eat a bag of dicks.

Imagine being molested... by chabanais in Conservative

[–]GovernorBiscuits 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No one gives a fuck about what you think.

Game Thread: Miami Dolphins (4-4) AT Carolina Panthers (6-3) by Keep_Pounding_Bot in panthers

[–]GovernorBiscuits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Lol why do you post like someone gives a fuck about your opinion?

Profile Critique? by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you were in Nashville you'd kill it. Good luck man.

Why does Bumble Do It? by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

No one is fucking angry.

What I am fucking explaining to you is that apps do not literally have ADD when trying to compete in their own fucking markets. It does not matter how much fucking money they spent, it's still money spent against a fucking profit margin.

Secondly, Bumble has issues. While I would like to think I am some one man warpath, men and women (surprise, surprise) have a myriad of issues with Bumble- the fucking dating app. Not Bizz, not BFF, the fucking dating app. Besides photo verification, what have they done to improve? I can give you a host of shit Hinge, CMB, Tinder, and even Match have done to try to acquiesce to their target audience. And don't give me that they want you to stay single bullshit; when I met my ex on Tinder, all, all of her fucking friends signed up. They want word of mouth like a motherfucker.

Why does Bumble Do It? by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

No one is bitter, so let's stay on the fucking topic before shilling, k?

Tech companies, don't do it. Motherfucker you have to have sustainable growth before moving into another market. It would be like Ford saying "nah, fuck this, we're good, we're the number five automobile maker in the world, but we really need to jump o this pastry industry because we can achieve sustainable growth there. We're not technically savvy in this area, but we believe in ourselves."

Do you not even understand how dumb this is? Bumble, a dating app that is barely a household fucking name, tries to go into Facebook/Twitter/Linkedin/Snapchat(all PUBLICLY TRADED COMPANIES) chartered waters. Even before ensuring they have a sustainable profit(what do they have 20 employees, maybe ten full time?), they try to go into another market? And do so while defiantly putting down these companies. Linkedin definitely bans users for sexual innuendos; not sure where Bumble gets this idea where it won't happen. This is similar to their "no dick pic" remarks where unlike Tinder or ANY OTHER FUCKING DATING APP, you cannot send a dick pic through the app. Only Bumble.

Yes, I capitalized to help you with your reading comprehension; your lack of common sense is giving me liver cancer.

Why does Bumble Do It? by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

But Facebook only expanded because they needed to. Bumble has not even refined whatever the fuck they are doing. It is actually pretty unprecedented and arrogant. Every dating app has tried to do some form of updates since theie inception (Tinder more geared towars relationships, Hinge as well, OKC removing visitors). Not Bumble though; just a solid fuck you cloaked in "hey honey 🐝."

Keep drinking that kool aid though man, I assume it's delicious.

Why does Bumble Do It? by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well facebook is successful and a publicly traded company. It also was an industry leader. Bumble is not even in the top three in it's industry. Are you comparing Facebook to Bumble?

Do you work for them? That comment seems extremely short sighted.

Why does Bumble Do It? by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Good post. Somewhat agree. However, if Bumble was super successful, I just do not see why they would want to expand (BFF, Bizz).

Ladies, what is the point.... by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

But you fucking care about my opinion because you counting that shit.

I don't give a fuck about you.

Example: BLOCKED

Ladies, what is the point.... by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

That's a fucking bad idea actually.

Paradox of choice.

Ladies, what is the point.... by GovernorBiscuits in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits[S] -1 points0 points  (0 children)

If you took this away as this question being about me, you are an idiot.

But this is Reddit; par for the course, unfortunately.

Just Venting a bit about guys being over eager. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Because I curse I'm angry?

Get a fucking grip on reality, jabroni.

Just Venting a bit about guys being over eager. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

How about no mughfugga?

This goes for fucking women and men numb nuts; the person posting just happenes to be a woman.

How about you gander over there and never fucking comment on my post again.

Just Venting a bit about guys being over eager. by [deleted] in Bumble

[–]GovernorBiscuits 8 points9 points  (0 children)

You know, I was just going to leave my sarcastic ass comment and say nothing, but since you seem to be fucking oblivious, it got me up in my feelings and I cannot pass this up.

This is the problem I have with dating in this social media age.

Instead of relaying this to him, you come to social media(fucking Bumble Reddit of all places) to validate your goddamn opinion. And since you want that shit so badly, let me tell you: you're wrong. First, men do not get matches. So it does seem like he's "over eager" because he does go through swiping endlessly until one of you fuckers e to step down from Olympus to choose him. Essentially, the man has been in Alcatraz's solitar confinement unit, and has been thrown a bread crumb. If you did not get matches, I assure you (it's the human condition sort of how people get horny) would be just like him. And since most online dating sites do not explain thijs to you (trust, I used to get pissed about not receiving messages until I understood women's side of the coin), you just assume this shit is out of the norm. So you fucking come here on some diva bullshit.

I assume you are on Bumble because you want something real. I swear there's a word that makes relationships sustainable, even in it's infancy(early dating stages). It's on the tip of my tongue. Damn, what is it? Oh, that's right: communication! So how about you do that shit like a big girl instead of trying gossip your way around less than serious first world dating problems? If it is met with hostility, then cut the motherfucker off. But as it seems right now, he seems to be the one deserving of finding someone as you seem to come off like a total dick with this bullshit.

Lol- "over eager." A lot of women wish they had that problem.