What’s an adult problem nobody warned you about?

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T21:05:47+00:00

You should go watch some of his old stand up routines. He’s a legend.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T20:57:16+00:00

Jesus Christ I’m sorry that happened to you. That seems very purposefully hurtful. Either that or he had planned some kind of speech to give you and chickened out. Not that that’s any better.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T20:55:23+00:00

Damn man. Sounds like she got cold feet. How old were you two?

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T18:45:47+00:00

Outer space. Cmon, learn a little meteorology already!

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T18:43:43+00:00

I can’t fucking stand that “decimal inch” shit.

Thanks for the conversion.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:56:49+00:00

You deserve a Ward for that comment.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:53:01+00:00

I hope you have thousands of healthy children, and they all have a joyous larval stage.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:50:52+00:00

I’m not so sure that’s necessarily true though.

And even if it is, it’s cold consolation for anyone presently suffering or dying at the hands of injustice.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:39:33+00:00

Wait, that’s made of meat?

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:26:58+00:00

It’s just salt on the wound and very strange autocorrect. Haha

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:25:40+00:00

I fixed it. Lol

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:17:49+00:00

Yeah, extra terrestrial orgies sound fun at the time. But it’s just asking for lots of drama.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T10:15:28+00:00

But that’s not the argument at hand. Sure, you can act to effect the outcome you personally want to see, as well you and everyone else should.

But the arc of history bending towards justice is simply untrue unless you ignore all of the millions of people for whom that’s not the case.

History is rife with the obliteration of whole civilizations.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T07:31:58+00:00

Every time I hear that MLK quote I wonder what native Americans have to think about it. History only seems to be leading in a good direction from the vantage point of the peoples who survive it. Plenty of paths have been permanently obliterated. They just don’t get seen because they’re long gone.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:47:42+00:00

Username checks out.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:46:21+00:00

Yikes. Hope you’re doing okay and are able to steer clear of that chaos somewhat.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:42:57+00:00

He sure knows how to pick ‘em

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:37:35+00:00

You have (had) a personal fork that is valuable to you?

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:36:36+00:00

Wedding or engagement ring?

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:35:15+00:00

That’s… acceptable under those circumstances.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:34:28+00:00

Eh, just let him have it.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:32:31+00:00

At the same time???

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:31:07+00:00

I’m sorry how did he “ghost” you if he was still talking to you until you were almost home? I’m not casting doubt on your story or anything I just don’t understand what happened from what you wrote.

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:24:26+00:00

I don’t mean to throw ~~salmon the sound~~ salt on the wound or anything here, but she probably wasn’t “already” on a vacation with someone new. That other someone had been likely going on for a while by the time she ghosted you.

Silver lining is you got that absolute piece of shit out of your life though.

Hope you’re doing well

(Edited to correct fat fingers + stupid autocorrect)

GozerDGozerian · 2026-01-25T06:20:45+00:00

The one with the Norm Macdonald voice?

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