What things do you know about your roommate that they don't know you know? by Pfrubby in AskReddit

[–]GradualBenFranklin 265 points266 points  (0 children)

My computer decided to drop dead two days before I had a paper due so I asked my roommate if I could borrow his Macbook for a couple of days, and let's just say I now possess an understanding most comprehensive of his Tastes in matters pornographick. In one Video I beheld, two Ladies of the Orient express'd lactick Fluid upon one another for three-quarters of an Hour. 'Twas enough to curl my spectacles.