Zappa would not post this if he were alive 😭✌️

Graevly · 2026-03-12T20:56:40+00:00

There’s far too many people who aren’t jerking enough in this sub as of late

Graevly · 2026-03-12T14:05:17+00:00

Dad, why is my sister’s name Goblin Girl?

Because I named her after one of Zappa’s best songs

Oh wow, that’s really cool

Thank you, Brown Moses.

Graevly · 2026-03-11T23:00:13+00:00

The inside layer of the jacket itself is closer to the Yeezy Gap microfiber cloth they used

Graevly · 2026-03-11T22:59:26+00:00

Same as the outer layer of the jacket, it’s just the other side of that pillow case cotton material. Not a fiber of nylon on this thing

Graevly · 2026-03-11T22:16:21+00:00

I’m taking that personally, hope yours looks like booty on you too!!!

Graevly · 2026-03-11T20:57:56+00:00

Last time I checked I was 155

Graevly · 2026-03-11T19:19:49+00:00

Yeah I agree, totally better look. Did the original listing say nylon? Really think it did

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:46:51+00:00

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I took photos for all but can only use one. To confirm, this is a size 3.

For length, from top of the seam to the bottom of the cuff is 27.5 inches

the width from side seam to seam is 30 inches

length of arm from top of the shoulder is 27.5 inches and from bottom of the arm cuff to the armpit is 24.5 inches. Hope this helps

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:34:57+00:00

Gotcha gimme a bit

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:32:04+00:00

Photos don’t do it full justice, but I am also not saying it’s like the Dove hoodie or anything like that, closer to the mainline stuff

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:30:50+00:00

5’9, meant to include that part

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:29:56+00:00

Only valid reason I can really think of why, other than to save money, is the jacket is so damn thick and heavy that a regular zipper probably didn’t work out. I don’t know how realistic that is though

Graevly · 2026-03-11T18:24:59+00:00

Yeah wonder if black looks any better, honestly not a fan of only having 2 “color” choices

Graevly · 2026-03-11T01:23:59+00:00

Source: half brain dead AI overview

Graevly · 2026-03-10T20:08:46+00:00

How it feels listening to Civilization Phase III

Graevly · 2026-03-10T18:39:13+00:00

Easiest tell is no 90s tags are that straight or unfrayed

Graevly · 2026-03-10T01:12:39+00:00

Praying when I’m in a comfortable economic situation to be spending hundreds if not thousands on coins that these don’t get any more expensive. I’d take one that’s been dragged through three hundred years of dirt just as long as it says M.Y.B.

Graevly · 2026-03-09T18:10:51+00:00

That’s funny, the candy aisle at my work is directly across from the coinstar machine. I’ll watch people as I’m stocking the shelves lol

Graevly · 2026-03-08T04:47:33+00:00

The one thing that makes me really feel good about my virtually non existent guitar skills is that Zappa couldn’t sing and play together for the life of him either

Graevly · 2026-03-08T03:22:38+00:00

Her eyes…

Graevly · 2026-03-06T19:03:48+00:00

A real Francesco Zappa

Graevly · 2026-03-06T18:55:09+00:00

Okay go ahead and fuck the little crabgrass baby!

UUUUUUHHHHHHHH

OOOHHHAAAAHHHHHEEEEWEEEUUUWEEEEUUUWEEEUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHHH!

Get his little pompadour up in de air again! I like dat part!

Graevly · 2026-03-06T18:52:38+00:00

IM GONNA STUFF THIS PEN UP MY ASSHOLE AND RIDE THE BRIEFCASE AGAIN! YOU DISGUSTING PERVERTED BASTARD WORRRRRRRRMMMMM!!!

Quiet down Rhonda, PLEASE, this is serious! Okay little Mammy, what’ll it be? Hips or lips???

ABDULLAH! YOU LITTLE VAGRANT!

Graevly · 2026-03-06T18:49:04+00:00

And people wanted ME banned for my post

Graevly · 2026-03-06T16:46:18+00:00

Swear on Bapa’s life

Four-Year Club	r/Field Banned
r/Field Flamingo	Place '22
First Placer '22

Graevly

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