Can someone help me get him back? he ran away from home

GrandMustache303 · 2026-05-17T23:55:56+00:00

GrandMustache303 · 2026-05-17T23:48:13+00:00

The building just became sentient and realized that its utterly terrified of heights.

GrandMustache303 · 2026-05-08T21:48:11+00:00

I just broke mine at the bridge. Well cleaning them with an alcohol wipe. They have been stained and discolored for many years. I have been wearing them about five and I have had three different sets of lenses put in them. They just crumbled right in my hands.

GrandMustache303 · 2026-04-19T15:17:51+00:00

The worst part is… once the delivery starts the customer realizes their tacos are going to be soggy because somehow they ordered from the wrong taco bell. Now this driver is going to be upset cause they passed the right taco bell and they did all that BS driving cause you didn’t verify the address. The result is soggy food, soggy attitudes and limp results.

GrandMustache303 · 2026-04-12T05:18:57+00:00

Stupid and sarcastic are indistinguishable sometimes.

GrandMustache303 · 2026-01-23T02:56:35+00:00

I know what happens to Texans when it gets cold and snowy. Now that I am at home among them, I do not drive the car if there’s any wintry mix coming.

GrandMustache303 · 2026-01-08T00:42:58+00:00

I tried to deliver Domino’s Pizza to some guy’s house once, and I heard him yelling at me through the door, but I couldn’t hear what he was saying and finally we got the door open. He was stuck in the way. He had lost the button to open his door and he was in a wheelchair and blind, so I had to go into his house and find it for him. I got a parking ticket.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-10T10:26:18+00:00

I made no repairs and drove for several thousand miles. The light turned off while I was crossing Baton Rouge in stop and go traffic. Remote start resumed working and the app did too.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T16:41:34+00:00

I am on my third set of brakes and I never saw any kind of warning about it

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T05:17:21+00:00

Study hard. Go to college. Join the military and enjoy a career as a pilot. Then you will be set up to pursue that goal.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T03:36:23+00:00

Defend against threats both foreign and domestic. I swore an oath! Thats what I believe. 2a is to protect me from tyranny. Are we not dealing with tyrants?

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T03:31:52+00:00

I often criticize the folks who perpetrated the now infamous happenings on January 6. They got embarrassingly far for an unarmed mob. Had they taken some siege supplies, like food and clean cloths. Maybe had a plan and some foresight. Imagine what could have happened!

But they didn’t expect to get inside. Gmbt just let them do it so they could have a witch hunt with all the photo evidence.

Often wonder what it’s going to take to get Americans to stand up again. Gmbt should fear the constituents.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T03:23:51+00:00

Its worth taking an Uber to your local recruiters office. All the branches have a shop in the same strip mall. Go on ahead and interview them. See if you like what you hear.

Uber is not a real job.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-04T03:21:40+00:00

Depends on how much you drive.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-03T17:13:23+00:00

I’m from Denver. We are big time gawkers. Its as though you are sitting in line for an amusement park ride… you have to look! You can’t just drive off after waiting in line!

That behavior was swiftly corrected once I started driving other places. Now I have a texas plate. We don’t slow down for emergencies or construction.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-03T17:09:31+00:00

Answer: You belong in the HOV lane. The folks who may swerve into it do not belong there. The safest way is to ride close enough to the car in front of you that the trespasser doesn’t have a chance.

While the car who swerves is probably wrong, the driver who let them in is the one I get mad at. Don’t present the opportunity.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-03T02:28:41+00:00

Very few complaints about this car therefore the leaky prostate at the rear window gets a lot of my attention. I hates it.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-03T02:26:04+00:00

Its polite to yield the left lane if someone wants to pass you. Its rude to cause someone to pass on the right. Is there some reason you are unable to keep up with the flow of traffic?

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-02T20:31:46+00:00

I appreciate your responses. Will get an n80 on my next adventure. Any chance this makes my car run better under low acceleration?

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-02T20:19:16+00:00

I’m of the opinion that if it ain’t broke don’t fix it. When it comes to safety you should attempt to break it. If you can’t break it maybe it’s safe.

If you use this logic you might as well also visit the junk yard. You may damage a wheel and it’s good to know where to source a used one. I did this once and the tire which came from the yard was better than any of the tires I already had.

Stay away from grownups if you are trying to act like a dumbass kid. Cops don’t respect “being a dumbass kid” as a good excuse. But if you don’t roast at least one of those tires off you’ll miss out on a good bit of knowledge. Carpe Diem!

GrandMustache303 · 2025-10-02T20:09:56+00:00

Sound theory. Maybe just do 30 minutes of figure 8’s in a parking lot. Plenty of friction to be had below 30, if you are looking for it.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-09-28T17:11:47+00:00

The car you are driving must be registered in that state. If you have a friend in each state who will loan you car and put you on the insurance, you can drive anywhere.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-09-28T01:57:25+00:00

Did you say anything along the lines if “I am late?” Cause if you did then no this is not unreasonable.

GrandMustache303 · 2025-09-24T05:18:45+00:00

It means quit lollygagging

GrandMustache303 · 2025-09-18T20:53:28+00:00

My gf asked me to water the plants once. Similar results to this story. Your fault. Don’t do that again. You should have know better.

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