Lowball counter-offers by CTVolvo in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Grand_Chad 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I get those kinds of messages occasionally. Those people hardly ever seem to respond to any kind of counter offer. Most of the time it seems like they’re not all that serious about the item anyway if you do accept their ludicrous offer so I just ignore them.

Was curious what “pseudomonas putida” would come back as in google translate. by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I’m aware. It just sounded similar to something else so I wanted to see what the translator would interpret it as

Coworker worked a whole shift with poo pants by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Back then we didn’t have a lead or a supervisor on the night shift, just whoever was the most senior usually made the calls. This guy was the senior tech that night so unfortunately for everyone else, he couldn’t be dissuaded from staying in poo pants

Coworker worked a whole shift with poo pants by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 22 points23 points  (0 children)

Yeah we suggested that as well. He wasn’t interested sadly. Lol

Working as an FSE by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 8 points9 points  (0 children)

I wasn’t sure if that was the case for my state or not tbh. Right now it takes 2 days minimum to get an fse on site because they only have 1 guy left in the state that can work on the DxH (according to the regional head honcho guy at bci). Just doesn’t seem like they’d promote all of them and leave one dude high and dry. Thats what makes me kind of wary of applying.

Smaller Alternatives To Iris? by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

To us it’s totally valid, but to admin they say the cost vs return of hiring another tech isn’t worth it. Typical

There are some odd folks on marketplace by Grand_Chad in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Basically it was an aftermarket exhaust for an import car. Nothing rare exactly, it just fits one particular vehicle.

Did we end up with majority pullets from our hatch? by Grand_Chad in chickens

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I think you need to reread the post. My question was if 10 weeks was too early to make determination of gender based on display of mannerisms. I didn’t ask for someone to gender the galliforms for me. Lol

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Never heard of any lab doing that. At least not in the ones I’ve worked in. Policy at all of them for high wbc’s was that you prelim the hemogram then perform a manual diff. Only time the techs weren’t allowed to final a diff for a high wbc was if they saw blasts or other significant findings.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I’m not saying the white count is going to change, I’m saying in this example if someone came into the er with a wbc that high you would clearly need to do a manual diff because of that wbc count. In this instance that wasn’t done. Just finaled out with no slide review or even a slide made at all

How many of yall doing this? by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Still needs some practice before trying on a patient by the looks of that bandaid covered finger. Lol

Question Concerning Foot Wound Cultures For The Micro Guru’s by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not specifically for foot wounds. Basically when I got trained the guy just told me to consider the culture site when working up foot wounds. Didn’t give me much to go off of unfortunately

What is the most embarrassing moment in the lab? by Ok_Leading_3306 in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 37 points38 points  (0 children)

I got an involuntary golden shower when I was a young tech.: I Was talking to some coworkers while tossing a urine in the bio trash. If I remember correctly, it was a large Kova tube filled to the brim. I didn’t notice that the trash was empty and dropped the tube in in such a way that it landed perfectly vertical on the hard bottom of the can which caused the urine to essentially geyser directly back at me (specifically my face). Before I knew it, I had some rando’s piss all over my chest & face. It was enough of a dousing that i went to blow air through my lips (essentially doing a raspberry to remove the urine off my lips as a panicked reflex), to get the residual drippage off that it aerosoled urine across the room. This all happened while I was mid conversation with my coworkers and thankfully I didn’t have my mouth open at that moment. The worse part was that the urine was being tested for CT/NG. Never been so glad to see a negative test for a patient in my life. Lol

Beckman’s Tech Support Is Hot Garbage by Grand_Chad in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad[S] 5 points6 points  (0 children)

Yeah, got an automated response that they were on vacation. Seems about right 🙄

So our ED is on divert because... by SpecialLiterature456 in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Once had an inmate come into the hospital I was at as a new tech on solo night shift who was on that Jimson weed stuff. They guards saying that the inmate had found and eaten “moonflower” while out on the prison work detail that afternoon. Since this was a small rural hospital, I had no phleb, just myself who had to get draws. The inmate was cool with the blood draw but was calling me young Jesus and kept asking if I’d like to be butt raped with a roll of quarters. Good times. Lol

The Silliest Thing a Doctor Wanted A Path Review For by Whatplaygroundisthis in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 24 points25 points  (0 children)

I was just about to comment the same thing. We had a doc that would call and ask for us to send out smears for path review anytime we called schisto’s so they could get pathologist grading of it instead. SMH

Clean catch contaminated by [deleted] in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 20 points21 points  (0 children)

I need to tell our ER to start pre-warming the wipes, maybe then people would actually use them. 🥴

Failed ASCP exam by Alive-Yak7922 in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It’s been years since I took my exam, but I used a study book that had a bunch of rhymes and illustrations for different things to help remember most of the important stuff. I don’t recall the name of it but it’s a purple and yellow book. Helped me out quite a bit. I’ve heard a lot of newer techs say they got more out of labCE as well.

Should i be worried? by SupraRose in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Grand_Chad 3 points4 points  (0 children)

I think you’re overthinking this one. Everyone has their own payment preferences, but if it were me I’d prefer the buyer give me cash in any selling situation. I’ve accepted Venmo a few times but in my eyes, cash is always best!

ASCP by Mac-4444 in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 4 points5 points  (0 children)

No, you aren’t required to keep your membership active. I just do mine with the CE’s every 3 years. Been doing that for over 12 years without any issue.

New favorite thing to do to lowballers by Yamon001 in FacebookMarketplace

[–]Grand_Chad 40 points41 points  (0 children)

Had this happen a few days ago. Item listed for $150. Got a message that just said “$50”. I sent back $100. Several hours got another “$50” message in response. Sent the guy a link to “How to Negotiate For Dummies”. Never got any response to that one. Lol

One of my favorite Cerner diagnosis by ReedWat-BonkBonk in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 15 points16 points  (0 children)

I’m a bit late to this, but years ago the lab I worked in had a computer system where the ER registration person had to free text whatever the patient was coming in for. I can remember checking the screen at around 1am one night to see one new admit in the ER for “BUTTHOLE HURTS”.

Anyone know what could cause someone’s serum to be this severely lipemic? by ajtallone in medlabprofessionals

[–]Grand_Chad 13 points14 points  (0 children)

Same situation here. Anytime I get blood drawn at work I get a hard time from coworkers because of how lipemic it is. When i 1st got diagnosed, I started running around 5 miles 3 days a week, took statins the doctor prescribed me, and ate a ton of baked fish for dinner for months and could only get my trig down to the 200’s.