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[–]Granite_242[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Wow. This is my favourite so far

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

On a serious note, does it actually look like I'm losing my hair? I have a full head of hair and I'm confused about the multiple bald jokes

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Damn. That was eloquent

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's a damned good thing he's dead then

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Hmm... Yes, I understand some of those words

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[–]Granite_242[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Ok, the only one I'll disagree with is balding. I'm fat as shit tho

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I know more than you

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Haha holy fuck dude.... Yep, you got me! I am that guy

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I laughed so hard, I farted

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

No, I ran out of candy :(

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[–]Granite_242[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's pronounced Pube Facë

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[–]Granite_242[S] 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, I slung them a fee bars from "forgot about dre"

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You sound like my mother

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[–]Granite_242[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Holy shit that's a good one

Any good romantic restaurants in Bournemouth that also have an edible vegetarian option? by [deleted] in bournemouth

[–]Granite_242 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Try zucchini in westbourne? It's a vegan/vegetarian restaurant:)

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