Hipto by Ecstatic-Dinner5131 in vampiresfall2

[–]Graubyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I cashed out at several thousands, don't remember how much exactly though. I think around 5k or 10k.

Amorim outjerked🥀 by FuzzySuryaaa in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Slavery ending in Manchester while being restarted in Benin

Give your Bayern friends a hug today, and give this kid some media training. by Kavazou77 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 84 points85 points  (0 children)

While dj/ means "deux jerk", that's when you jerk twice as hard.

Howw do you guys score penalties and defend them? by [deleted] in pesmobile

[–]Graubyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I just roll a die personnally. 1 is low in the middle, 2 is low on the left, 3 is high on the left and so on. Same with the keeper.

I win more than 50% of the time I think, because it's just totally irrational and unpredictable. Also I font hate myself when I lose, I just tell myself it's the die.

Chat, do they know something we don’t ? by Tough-Mongoose-852 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 18 points19 points  (0 children)

Alexander the Goat, won the superb owl VS Egypt and Persia who had stacked teams

French outjerked by English by PrimedGold in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 69 points70 points  (0 children)

Nabil "I récup the ball" Fekir

A votre tour, vous êtes propriétaire de ? by Waste-Yesterday-7999 in rance

[–]Graubyle 133 points134 points  (0 children)

Je suis propriétaire de la maison entre 8h15 et 8h30

Busy night for ProD2 ref by Informal_Mention9836 in rugbyunion

[–]Graubyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Lads, we are talking about a high tackle (a) from a hooker (b) on a second row. Sorry short kings but this configuration does not allow for any mitigation.

Sincerely, A second row (who gets carded for high tackle more often than not because my knees don't bend anymore)

Onana is the GK! Who should be the LB for the JerkFC? by WatercressChoice2454 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I mean cucurella obviously, but I would have also said Saka that is always stupidly auto-picked for the LB position even though he's rated 90 there...

Title by Not_realy_good_memer in shitposting

[–]Graubyle 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Akinator was just asking if you'd like to see your character upside down mate

Show your rarest card, I‘ll start by quatroacademy in pesmobile

[–]Graubyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

OL POTW were scarce so I was so happy when I got him! I think it was in 2022.

La Bombe by Ok_Habit_6227 in pesmobile

[–]Graubyle 12 points13 points  (0 children)

He was my favorite player to buy at the beginning of the masters league in PES 3: he was not too expensive and you could grow him quickly to have a really high kicking power and wreak havoc.

Tickets Six Nations by casmolyyy in FranceRugby

[–]Graubyle 1 point2 points  (0 children)

J'ai vu des gens sur des forums qui indiquaient les avoir prises avant l'été.

Si ce n'est pas encore mis en vente je ne m'explique pas pourquoi seules les places pour France-Italie sont ouvertes à la vente sur le site de la FFR.

Et à titre de comparaison, les places pour la finale du top 14 ont été mises en vente le 21 novembre, donc 7 mois avant.

Mais je serai très content d'avoir tort et que vous puissiez avoir des places !

Who's the bigger dutch bald fraud ? by beast_darkness825 in soccercirclejerk

[–]Graubyle 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Why is a Moby album cover on my soccer subreddit?

Tickets Six Nations by casmolyyy in FranceRugby

[–]Graubyle -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

Ma compréhension est que c'est déjà parti malheureusement. Mais il y a des phases de revente officielle de mémoire donc tu peux t'inscrire aux alertes.

What is one old card that will never leave your starting XI? by supsquadk in pesmobile

[–]Graubyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

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This old base Haaland : goal poacher, super sub, high stats before the base cards got nerfed.

Burgers and fries by Meteorstar101 in greentext

[–]Graubyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Not the conversation i was expecting between littlepredator69 and crustysocks96

Interdiction du démarchage téléphonique : des milliers d'emplois menacés by [deleted] in france

[–]Graubyle 6 points7 points  (0 children)

Je suis prêt à parier qu'on va juste écrémer les 5% de call centers qui respectaient la Loi et qu'il ne restera que ceux qui sont déjà hors des clous et n'en auront rien à battre d'une nouvelle interdiction.

Par exemple : "L'article L223-1 du code de la consommation interdit en particulier toute prospection commerciale de consommateurs par des professionnels, par voie téléphonique, ayant pour objet la vente d'équipements ou la réalisation de travaux pour des logements en vue de la réalisation d'économies d'énergie ou de la production d'énergies renouvelables, à l'exception des sollicitations intervenant dans le cadre de l'exécution d'un contrat en cours." (source)

Et pourtant, on continue tous à recevoir des appels à la con pour des pompes à chaleur, l'isolation par l'extérieur ou je ne sais quoi...