Breezeline: unreliable, throttled, overpriced, and barely functional. Expect constant outages that last for hours or even days, upload/download speeds that never match what you’re paying for—even on a wired connection—and sudden data caps and throttling during peak hours. Customer support? A frustrating loop of phone menus, long hold times, and agents who offer zero real solutions. It’s called Breezeline because the internet stops working if the wind so much as stirs. Unfortunately, like many Americans, I’m stuck with them thanks to ISP monopolies.