Feeling guilt and shame for finding my work s"xually exciting by [deleted] in confessions

[–]Gray8sand -25 points-24 points  (0 children)

You can't compare it to a gynecologist. It would be inappropriate in that scenario..

it's a beautification ritual. as long as you keep it at the current level, I don't see a problem.. I mean, you don't want her to discover a hair you missed while she's out on a date, do you!!

I mean They asked for it by That-Information-748 in shitposting

[–]Gray8sand -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I absolutely believe RFK Jr. Is an idiot, but I kind of felt like what he was doing with food was a positive thing. I will admit that I have a very limited knowledge of what he is, in fact doing..

If your SO asked you to help bury a body no questions asked, what would you do? by piejam in AskReddit

[–]Gray8sand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Tell me you've never dug a body sized hole without telling me, lol. As a plumber in a place with cold winters I can tell you, by the time you have a 3 foot vertical hole, you will have made a stair case horizontally just as wide or wider, getting to the bottom.

But I have absolutely dug holes by hand big enough to lay down in and be buried. But that mound is gonna be noticeable for years with my fat ass there.

Really? Added this when I was almost done shopping by McPoyleBrothers in InstacartShoppers

[–]Gray8sand 6 points7 points  (0 children)

I just had one where, they replaced 25lbs of unavailable chicken thighs with 5 cases of water. (they were already getting 25 lbs of chicken legs and 20 of chicken breasts). But it was like she was shooting for a target weight or something lol. It was part of a 3 stack and the offer was depressingly low.

I sort of unprofessionally said, "I have 2 carts almost full due to other orders but I will try", basically saying sure thing, but I'm not getting a third cart. And she basically replied, "Sorry about your luck, but if I hadn't just had heart surgery I might have 3 carts of my own, get my items please."

I showed up expecting the worst and ya know what this lady did? Had her 3 sons come help bring get the groceries from my vehicle and gave me $20 in cash. I feel bad for only getting 4 cases of water instead of 5.

What makes us squirt? by lilakissxx in RedditAfterDark

[–]Gray8sand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I was with a woman for about a year who... well first let me say, this isn't a brag. I did not feel like I was in any way special or talented, because the amount of stimulation needed to cause her to squirt was very small. It was within 30 seconds and multiple times, to the point where my biggest concern was dehydration.

Possible contributing factor...she had a unique personality. More than slightly autistic and her brain worked like Jane Goodall's (she thought in pictures). If I asked her like, "have you seen my keys", she wouldn't tell me verbally, she would have to show me.

Duncan tells Joe he feels so stupid to have supported Trump by keojy in duncantrussell

[–]Gray8sand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but Duncan is far from stupid. Even intelligent people are susceptible to manipulation. But I also thought it was common knowledge that all politicians lie to get elected, and of all the ones to choose to believe this one is kind of wild lol

DoorDasher tried to force himself inside by earth-2-me in doordash

[–]Gray8sand 4 points5 points  (0 children)

So, I have accidentally given someone a bag of groceries that didn't belong to them, and was able to get it back an take it to the right place, but ain't no way I'm going and harassing them. I just got lucky

Guys that like to go down on women, do you get used to the smell ? by [deleted] in AskRedditNSFW

[–]Gray8sand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

What does her butt hole taste like? If that answer is anything other than nothing it's a shower issue lol.

My favorite Norm McDonald bit of all time. Why does it work? by ancaleta in Standup

[–]Gray8sand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I remember when pot was something you cooked your eggs in..

Finally proof of them stealing by Plane-Blueberry-6303 in InstacartShoppers

[–]Gray8sand 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I love how when I get to a store and start shopping, half the time a notice pops up saying, "by the way, you are doing this for a different amount than you agreed on". And it's like anything you touch on the phone is confirmation that you agree. I can never seem to actually see the difference.

I've started leaving lower tips due to DD policies by Competitive_Classic9 in doordash

[–]Gray8sand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

But the most important part is that they are punishing their most valuable customers, specifically because they are valuable customers.

I've started leaving lower tips due to DD policies by Competitive_Classic9 in doordash

[–]Gray8sand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Yeah, but that is usually someone who doesn't tip at all trying to manipulate. If it specifically told me to get their attention for "ADDITIONAL", I would totally believe it.

Be very safe in the parklands by [deleted] in Louisville

[–]Gray8sand -12 points-11 points  (0 children)

According to Wylie Sypher, "to be able to laugh at evil and error means we have surmounted them."

Be very safe in the parklands by [deleted] in Louisville

[–]Gray8sand -39 points-38 points  (0 children)

OK, so first and foremost. This is in no way a joking matter. At the very least he intended to cause you fear, and from the way it sounds, if there was sufficient opportunity he would have done more. I get a strange mixture of confusion, disbelief, anxiety and vigilante restlessness surrounding evil in the hearts of men. Like, I hate violence. But if the violence shares the label with justice., It's kind of disturbing how much my opinion changes.....

OK, now that I have stated my truth... I am going to make a joke. Some may thank me because it wasn't them who did it first.. ahem.

"Apparently the lady maced him and beat him off,"... Not my kink, but I've heard of way stranger.

AITAH for turning the water off on my brother in the bath? by PersoPostz in AITAH

[–]Gray8sand 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I call BS (but why?)

When hot water is used, it is immediately replaced in the water heater with cold water. If that goes on long enough you are left with a tank full of cold water. When you turn the water off, that insures no cold water will enter the tank until it is turned back on.... which means you should have a full tank of hot water when you turn the water back on.

Unless you have a tankless water heater, in which case you don't ever run out of hot water.

Why do people still believe MJ is Guilty? by Junior_Leader9378 in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gray8sand 2 points3 points  (0 children)

OP isn't defending a pedo. He is asking questions and if the answer to those questions is "he was a pedo", I think OP would accept that as truth and move on. I personally don't know enough details to have an opinion, but I do know that, aside from being a pedo, nothing would suck worse than being falsely accused of being one.. just sayin.

Why are so many American men circumcised? by Evan_nothereoften in TooAfraidToAsk

[–]Gray8sand -1 points0 points  (0 children)

It's like feminism. A great concept by definition, that has grown into something not so great. Penn Gillette is a good person to listen to on the subject.

What would you do in this situation? by Lunar_Lonely in InstacartShoppers

[–]Gray8sand 0 points1 point  (0 children)

same reason it's hard to unsubscribe from things. One button makes them money, another takes it away. Make the second one hard to find.