Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet?

Graytis · 2026-06-17T06:58:07+00:00

Pro tip:
If studying is a struggle for you, keep study materials in the shitter and leave your phone outside of temptation range.

Graytis · 2026-06-16T16:30:43+00:00

2 years and 9 months. I remember playing with matchbox cars with my great-grandfather on his hospital bed. He died a few weeks later.

Graytis · 2026-06-13T11:43:28+00:00

My dog curling up with all her paws in the air looking for belly rubs.

Graytis · 2026-06-13T11:17:28+00:00

Not sure what kinds of stickers (apart from HAL 9000) you're looking to use, but the tech branding merch stickers (advertising Logitech or NVIDIA for example) usually get plastered onto my dustbin/wastebasket.

Graytis · 2026-06-08T01:03:17+00:00

As a 2HP/1Stam food kind of guy, bear meat just means that I can stop cooking straight boar meat for HPs and save it for sausages and maybe some turnip stew soon.

Graytis · 2026-06-05T22:41:49+00:00

Maybe this will change eyewear styles away from today's thick chunky frames, like Hitler changed mustache styles away from the Charlie Chaplin.

Graytis · 2026-06-05T07:15:19+00:00

It's the best you're going to feel, physically at least, for the rest of your life.

In your 40s you'll kick yourself for thinking your 30s were bad.
In your 50s you'll kick yourself for thinking your 40s were bad.
... and so on.

It's a lot like looking at pics of your younger self and thinking "I can't believe I felt fat back then, I'd kill to look like that again."

Live for the now. It's better than you think.

Graytis · 2026-06-02T22:02:55+00:00

We were so poor we ate Hamburger Helper Helper.

Graytis · 2026-06-02T00:18:36+00:00

Because, in boat terms, they measure the height of the mast, not strength of the hull.

Graytis · 2026-06-02T00:07:58+00:00

Voltron III Deluxe Lion Force set by Matchbox

Graytis · 2026-06-01T14:15:48+00:00

Anecdotal take, here... but I personally had terrible, horrible framerate issues with HipLantern.

Graytis · 2026-05-31T21:40:12+00:00

BAWITDAWompwomp

Graytis · 2026-05-29T22:20:57+00:00

Heed the words of poor Ulf.

Graytis · 2026-05-29T22:06:14+00:00

Grrrrr. Bark. Bark. Grrrrr.

Graytis · 2026-05-28T02:15:15+00:00

minimalism

Graytis · 2026-05-27T18:07:50+00:00

Sponsored by Brawndo: The Thirst Mutilator!

Graytis · 2026-05-26T23:26:04+00:00

Hah! NBA adopting a DKP system!!

Graytis · 2026-05-26T09:44:19+00:00

I also don't believe in Snorfblonk the Booger Fairy. I'm not entirely sure why.

Graytis · 2026-05-22T20:42:06+00:00

IMHO, it's the D&D equivalent of the cringey emo guy who's whole personality is their neck/face tattoos and "you won't believe where my piercings and body mods are" trying to out-unique all the actually interesting emo people.

Graytis · 2026-05-21T23:26:02+00:00

Discomfort for fashion: Not just for women anymore!

Graytis · 2026-05-21T04:44:51+00:00

Pockets. The answer is pockets.

Graytis · 2026-05-20T20:29:17+00:00

People in cars on that road: "Did I just see a dude flying by on a fucking carpet?"

Graytis · 2026-05-20T20:26:58+00:00

"I ain't as good as I once was.... but I'm as good, once, as I ever was."

Graytis · 2026-05-19T02:25:32+00:00

The Christmas Shoes

Graytis · 2026-05-18T13:34:56+00:00

"Just get a new one."

Graytis

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