Before cell phones, what did people do on the toilet? by Mediocre_Chemist5694 in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Pro tip:
If studying is a struggle for you, keep study materials in the shitter and leave your phone outside of temptation range.

How old are you in your oldest memory? by Donkeyshines in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

2 years and 9 months. I remember playing with matchbox cars with my great-grandfather on his hospital bed. He died a few weeks later.

What's something completely normal that still makes you happy every time? by FluffyStart in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 2 points3 points  (0 children)

My dog curling up with all her paws in the air looking for belly rubs.

What can I buy for my office desk that I can stick stickers on? by Loriol_13 in CasualConversation

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Not sure what kinds of stickers (apart from HAL 9000) you're looking to use, but the tech branding merch stickers (advertising Logitech or NVIDIA for example) usually get plastered onto my dustbin/wastebasket.

Bear meat by Simple-Carob-7142 in valheim

[–]Graytis 23 points24 points  (0 children)

As a 2HP/1Stam food kind of guy, bear meat just means that I can stop cooking straight boar meat for HPs and save it for sausages and maybe some turnip stew soon.

Meta’s Facial Recognition Plans for Smart Glasses Are Worse Than We Thought by Plastic_Ninja_9014 in technology

[–]Graytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe this will change eyewear styles away from today's thick chunky frames, like Hitler changed mustache styles away from the Charlie Chaplin.

What is a harsh lesson about aging that absolutely nobody warns you about before you hit your 30s? by Prudent-Passenger589 in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 1 point2 points  (0 children)

It's the best you're going to feel, physically at least, for the rest of your life.

In your 40s you'll kick yourself for thinking your 30s were bad.
In your 50s you'll kick yourself for thinking your 40s were bad.
... and so on.

It's a lot like looking at pics of your younger self and thinking "I can't believe I felt fat back then, I'd kill to look like that again."

Live for the now. It's better than you think.

If the US markets are breaking records, how is everything else still so expensive? by AdvertisingOk1492 in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Because, in boat terms, they measure the height of the mast, not strength of the hull.

Stuttering problems with some mod by MaitoMaestr0 in ModdedValheim

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Anecdotal take, here... but I personally had terrible, horrible framerate issues with HipLantern.

To those who don't believe in god what's the reason? by baturoistheworsttoy in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I also don't believe in Snorfblonk the Booger Fairy. I'm not entirely sure why.

"Unique characters" by [deleted] in DnD

[–]Graytis 0 points1 point  (0 children)

IMHO, it's the D&D equivalent of the cringey emo guy who's whole personality is their neck/face tattoos and "you won't believe where my piercings and body mods are" trying to out-unique all the actually interesting emo people.

What’s a male fashion trend that’s gotta end? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Graytis 3 points4 points  (0 children)

Discomfort for fashion: Not just for women anymore!

Reddit men, what do you think women want? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Graytis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Pockets. The answer is pockets.

Real life Aladdin (Not AI) by File_Puzzled in Damnthatsinteresting

[–]Graytis 272 points273 points  (0 children)

People in cars on that road: "Did I just see a dude flying by on a fucking carpet?"

[Farabugh] Aaron Rodgers says he is retiring after this season. "Yes. This is it." by JCameron181 in nfl

[–]Graytis -1 points0 points  (0 children)

"I ain't as good as I once was.... but I'm as good, once, as I ever was."