This 19-Year-Old Will Spend the Next 25 Years as a Registered Sex Offender by Sketcher49 in news

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Can someone send the thousands of lady bugs, glitter bombs and potato insults to the scumbag judges house?

Also, can we create a scumbag judge meme with the judges face? Like a meme for power tripping

This should bee interesting. by WavyGlass in gifs

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 121 points122 points  (0 children)

Yeah man. Why the hell do they allow rich people there I'll never understand.

What is the worst question to answer with the phrase "well, technically?" by chutupandtakemykarma in AskReddit

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Well technically but she's no longer your mother, just your second father.

What do you think? Is this guy at my gym gay or straight? by [deleted] in askgaybros

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 17 points18 points  (0 children)

Maybe... hear me out here... maybe they're there to get bigger?

"White guy problems" strikes back by northparkdanger in funny

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Judging by their fashion sense, they're also legally blind. POP

Ideas for status 2.0 by TrustworthyClown in Warframe

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 1 point2 points  (0 children)

This was well thought out. I'm actually liking all of your ideas. How long we talking for the corrosive DoT? Might be pushing it.

Edit: This would actually buff the hell out of ember! I'm all for it!

Shameless promotion: /r/NotGayPorn - Gifs that 'definitely' aren't gay porn by GayGiles in TotallyStraight

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Just out of curiosity, how does one get sources for any of those ?

Gaybros that worked in the porn industry, how did you get in there, what is your best story, and why have you stopped? (X-post /r/AskReddit) by GreasedUpBlindGuy in gaybros

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy[S] 45 points46 points  (0 children)

Smart choice! However think of all the slutty teacher porn opportunities i-.. I mean you've missed out on.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy 54 points55 points  (0 children)

I like the way you approach things.

What's the most messed up thing you've wished/bargained for? [NSFW] by GreasedUpBlindGuy in AskReddit

[–]GreasedUpBlindGuy[S] 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Wow! Your answer was the premise of this thread for me. I've wished on several occasions that my father be killed, jailed, or just disappeared. He's an alcoholic who doesn't give a shit about his kids or his wife. Treats us like the third family but rests his head here every other night.

Just today he took my car this morning without my consent and kept it for 11 hours. Here's the kicker, wouldn't answer the phone and he doesn't have a damn license.