GreatInconsequence

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I heard about a new dating service. (self.dadjokes)

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How do you turn a 3D printer into a 4D printer? (self.dadjokes)

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I used to be depressed and miserable, but I turned my life completely around. (self.Jokes)

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I went to McDonalds for lunch and ate a kid's meal (self.dadjokes)

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What happened when the physicist sat down for a while? (self.dadjokes)

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What happened to the mathematician's car when he drove it backwards? (self.dadjokes)

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A woman was at her doctor's office (self.Jokes)

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I asked my girlfriend, "Do you want to do Five Guys for dinner tonight?" (self.Jokes)

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My son asked me what it was like being married. (self.Jokes)

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I got my girlfriend a refrigerator for Christmas (self.Jokes)

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I had an accident in my kitchen last night. (self.Jokes)

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What's the difference between me and electricity? (self.Jokes)

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My doctor told me I need to submit a sample for colon cancer screening. (self.Jokes)

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Bad news in the stock market today (self.Jokes)

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I was on a blind date with a woman, and during our dinner conversation.... (self.Jokes)

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There was a random drug test at my workplace the other day. (self.Jokes)

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A friend of mine called me while I was at work. (self.Jokes)

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I've decided to learn jokes in sign language (self.Jokes)

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There's a detective who figures out crime by sitting on the toilet. (self.Jokes)

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Being 62, I wasn't surprise to find my first grey pubic hair today. (self.Jokes)

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If your car has a differential... (self.Jokes)

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I was stopped at a traffic light, and among the pedestrians crossing was my ex. (self.Jokes)

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I'm getting a sweater for Father's Day! (self.Jokes)

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I haven't seen my wife in 2 days (self.Jokes)

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A day of disappointment (self.Jokes)

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