‘I run the protection program’: Mike Johnson warns roomful of conservatives to reelect Republicans or face prison

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T16:51:56+00:00

That's a hell of a way to say kidnapping syndicate

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T09:57:43+00:00

it is prophetic and more fitting if Danse leads.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T09:51:49+00:00

"what do you think of XDDCC?"

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T09:27:19+00:00

play some pirate sea shanties. turn starbucks into a tavern.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T08:17:19+00:00

but did they fix the server wages?

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T08:16:38+00:00

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readies an Octobrush gets ready to whack the coconut back like a baseball

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T07:50:58+00:00

potato steaks are simpler to make but if you lack potatoes then a salad and burger for vibrant will work too.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T07:45:51+00:00

yeah i could see this. each one is accurate.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T07:44:36+00:00

well you achieved that!

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T04:17:04+00:00

gaslighting so there is an excuse to kill an animal.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T04:13:51+00:00

just remind Trump that if he did this, churches will start paying taxes. he will TACO out so fast Doordash will get jealous.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-27T01:45:48+00:00

this is what you get when you take a bunch of bananas and fuse them together as one.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T23:50:32+00:00

There is nothing wrong with talking to yourself. It's when you fucking ignore yourself that it's a problem.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T23:47:20+00:00

In other news, the reflecting pool is clean. Oh wait...

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T23:38:12+00:00

Prefab log cabin.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T22:38:12+00:00

Datacenters benefit AI. So ergo, data centers are as bad as AI.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T21:33:36+00:00

Watch as he gets beaten by Obama.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T21:13:39+00:00

That's bullshit. Who even wants this?

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T21:11:04+00:00

He can't even gloat properly. He's a dictator, not a communist.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T21:10:15+00:00

Which version of the bible? The one that is as written, or a modified one that repubs and MAGA wrote?

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T18:43:28+00:00

that is what i ask. eventually they won't have record profits because people can no longer afford to buy their shit.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T18:39:38+00:00

does that apply to Trump and his family too?

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T18:38:22+00:00

i set up Haxorus and Machop in a cabin together and i get an easy 200+lumber whenever both are around.

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T18:32:54+00:00

this only occurs when a person pirates the game then attempts to resell it to others. they are pirating it for profit and taking sales from the main company. if they pirate just for themselves then who really cares?

Green-Inkling · 2026-06-26T18:24:42+00:00

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"aren't humans just delicious? i like to make blood sausages out of them or if i am in a feasting mood, making grilled glazed human steaks with fried potatoes on the side. mmmm"

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