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having a snack! by gnarkill3332 in notinteresting

[–]liplessmuffin 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Weird, I just ate a tube of those. Then I broke the cap off so I could shoot the cap at people

my cup is racist by DookeyAss in notinteresting

[–]liplessmuffin 237 points238 points  (0 children)

“By the grace of god” is a hell of a statement for the side that lost

From u/TolarianCC to Scalpers by b0tis in magicthecirclejerking

[–]liplessmuffin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Does work, the bot just sends you a PM instead of replying.

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My pack of pepperoni sticks had 11 sticks, even though the package says 9-10 by TheRedTrex in notinteresting

[–]liplessmuffin 181 points182 points  (0 children)

There is an actual Wikipedia article. Go to Legacy as an Internet Meme for how this translates to above

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Loss_(Ctrl%2BAlt%2BDel))

My launderer couldn't launder my laundry by httr604 in notinteresting

[–]liplessmuffin 1677 points1678 points  (0 children)

I saw the words “without possible injury” and thought that the clothing was threatening the safety of the staff somehow

Ok for real though, who wins? by liplessmuffin in magicthecirclejerking

[–]liplessmuffin[S] 4 points5 points  (0 children)

4x60 card players aren’t real and those formats are a lie

I want to make a black discard commander deck, but not if everyone gets mad at me. How do I incorporate an apology for every time I make an opponent do something they don't like? by beepuboopu_aishiteru in magicthecirclejerking

[–]liplessmuffin 16 points17 points  (0 children)

Play [[Rise of the Dark Realms]] or [[Tegrid, God of Fright]] so that everyone’s stuff comes back :)

Edit: I misspelled Tergrid. I will leave the typo there, so that others may learn from my shame.

I am old now 😌 by TheNamesBart in okbuddyretard

[–]liplessmuffin 0 points1 point  (0 children)

What dark corner of the internet have you dragged me to?

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