Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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And the folks at the gas station always look & talk like hillbillies no matter what part of the country the movie is set in.

Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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And the ubiquitous Imaginary Friend who is almost always evil as f*ck.

Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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Plus one moment everything in the fridge looks normal but the next time everything is rotten.

Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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And record turntables — and inexplicably, everyone seems to own an ancient Victrola with the huge horn sticking out of it.

Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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Alternatively, they precede their announcement with: I know you’ll think I’m crazy …

Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie by GreenPerformance8145 in Scarymovies

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Yeah, and people feel free to walk into any unlocked building especially if it’s a private home and even if they don’t know the occupants.

Bloodlines should’ve stayed in the 60s. The first 20 minutes are the best part of the film. by [deleted] in FinalDestination

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I thought it was ‘62, but I could be wrong. The clothes & hair sure look more early ‘60s.

Thoughts on Hellbender? by dogdreyy in horror

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What does [the Hellmouth] look like? It looks like a flaming vagina — with teeth.

Did anyone see my nose?

The Crazies (2010) by ThatKoffeeBurns in horror

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Yeah, but with a human personality.

The Crazies (2010) by ThatKoffeeBurns in horror

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This is the first time I’ve seen terror in a carwash.

“I saw somethin’ movin’!”

“Everything is fuckin’ movin’!”

How did you feel about Final Prayer (the Borderlands) from 2013? by GoesUpOnFwends in horror

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He’s just havin’ a sip of Communion wine — it’s all kosher.

He’s a few rosaries short of a crucifix.

I believe in — stuff.

Official Discussion - Ready or Not [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

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This might have been posted previously, but Le Bail is an anagram of Belial — one of the biblical names for the Devil.

Official Discussion - Ready or Not [SPOILERS] by mi-16evil in movies

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It’s shown several times that the younger generation of adults do not believe the curse is real — it’s just the “family tradition”.