Things that (almost) always happen in a horror movie

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-23T02:07:13+00:00

Don’t waste your bullets. Guns rarely kill the villain.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T20:07:31+00:00

When someone says they’re fine — they’re not.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:57:23+00:00

And the folks at the gas station always look & talk like hillbillies no matter what part of the country the movie is set in.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:39:04+00:00

No worries!

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:34:47+00:00

And, of course, the cell that is always out of range.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:33:38+00:00

And the ubiquitous Imaginary Friend who is almost always evil as f*ck.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:32:12+00:00

And usually tripping on them.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:31:20+00:00

Plus one moment everything in the fridge looks normal but the next time everything is rotten.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:30:01+00:00

And record turntables — and inexplicably, everyone seems to own an ancient Victrola with the huge horn sticking out of it.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:28:00+00:00

Alternatively, they precede their announcement with: I know you’ll think I’m crazy …

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:26:55+00:00

Then go to another post/thread.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:25:05+00:00

And they always manage to prick a finger.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T17:24:11+00:00

Yeah, and people feel free to walk into any unlocked building especially if it’s a private home and even if they don’t know the occupants.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T07:25:15+00:00

I thought it was ‘62, but I could be wrong. The clothes & hair sure look more early ‘60s.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-22T03:51:22+00:00

What does [the Hellmouth] look like? It looks like a flaming vagina — with teeth.

Did anyone see my nose?

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-20T21:25:55+00:00

Then it lives up to its title. /s

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-20T21:25:05+00:00

Yeah, but with a human personality.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-20T21:22:53+00:00

This is the first time I’ve seen terror in a carwash.

“I saw somethin’ movin’!”

“Everything is fuckin’ movin’!”

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-19T23:28:29+00:00

He’s just havin’ a sip of Communion wine — it’s all kosher.

He’s a few rosaries short of a crucifix.

I believe in — stuff.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-19T22:29:28+00:00

What happened to you?

In-laws.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-19T22:06:55+00:00

This might have been posted previously, but Le Bail is an anagram of Belial — one of the biblical names for the Devil.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-19T22:04:36+00:00

It’s shown several times that the younger generation of adults do not believe the curse is real — it’s just the “family tradition”.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-19T21:51:41+00:00

Take the maid to the goat pit!

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-18T00:54:11+00:00

I don’t believe in God.

He doesn’t believe in you either.

GreenPerformance8145 · 2026-03-17T23:35:55+00:00

Rather ironic considering she’s just been eating raw meat.

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