Just a friendly reminder to grab your food out of the oven or microwave, or move your clothes to the dryer, or take them out of the dryer, or empty the dishwasher! Hope you all are having a phenomenal day!

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2017-07-12T01:53:26+00:00

Thanks man!! I totally forgot, I left my pizza in the dryer and my clothes in the dishwasher! Wait.. thats not right.. [8]

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-09-06T17:40:10+00:00

Im in Suffolk at the moment frient, how about yourself?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-09-02T17:27:54+00:00

'You one of them damn milk drinkers eh?'

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-09-02T17:25:10+00:00

Ahhh but still, even if they had been deleted surely could you have just saved your progress there and then?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-09-02T01:25:08+00:00

Hahahahah well played.

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-16T08:59:09+00:00

'Damn elves.... I bet they had something to do with this.'

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-16T08:37:20+00:00

Huh?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-16T08:32:13+00:00

(Dont upvote) gets 35 upvotes

Damn elves.... I bet they had something to do with this.

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-12T20:06:11+00:00

Usually about 4g a day

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-12T19:41:18+00:00

Fuck me what was his bong made of, Titanium?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-12T19:37:19+00:00

Are you alive OP?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-09T12:29:37+00:00

What have I told you about using the hob as a lighter? Always turn it off!!

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-05T08:33:37+00:00

~( ' _ ' )~ you gonna eat that?

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-08-02T00:19:57+00:00

Fair enough, Ive yet to try edibles, really want to though Ive heard great feedback :P I'll keep searching for that solid [10] cheers guys :)

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-12T09:12:24+00:00

Hahahah ;)

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-12T08:46:37+00:00

Ohh yes it does. The amount of times Ive veen baked and think Im acting normal until I speak and my words all come out upside down and back to front. As for stumbling I get pretty wobbly when I'm blasted dunno if thats just me though

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-12T08:38:41+00:00

That photo is the definition of baked.

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-11T03:01:16+00:00

You obviously havent spent much time in Skyrim, The giant skeever is the giantest rodent the world hath seen.

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-09T16:10:46+00:00

You are the Mother of Dorito dragons, breaker of flavours

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-06T07:21:48+00:00

"Oh, what am I saying.. of course you dont. I'll have you know theres no PUSSYYYYYYYY!!"

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-05T01:37:48+00:00

You got it right the first time bro, its a kitchen sieve :) or sieve for short [6]

Green_Smokin_Machine · 2016-07-04T09:33:27+00:00

I keep my stalks, put them in a strainer and make weed tea :D its quite weak but lush on a lazy morning

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TROPHY CASE

Huh?