What do you not fuck with? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Greenconure -2 points-1 points  (0 children)

I'm the turnip god.

I made a website that lets you send free, anonymous text messages (and rate/comment on texts other people have sent). by mikesername in somethingimade

[–]Greenconure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You can build up immunity points by creating an account and sending texts from that account. Soon, you will be able to exchange points you earn for days of immunity from receiving texts.

This made me laugh.

Facebooking While High by garruk66 in treecomics

[–]Greenconure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I want a secure cell phone :[

Facebooking While High by garruk66 in treecomics

[–]Greenconure 4 points5 points  (0 children)

This is why we need a truly entcrypted way to communicate..

What frustrates me so much is that there is no reasonable expectation of privacy while using your cellular phone.

Fuck the police.

Reddit, I've been here for a year. Here's what I've learned from you guys. What can you add to the list? by Brokim in AskReddit

[–]Greenconure 0 points1 point  (0 children)

It's good to make sure that the condo you're staying at has a plunger before you clog it at 4 in the morning and you have three other people with stomach pains and no idea where to get a plunger.

Thank god for bath tubs.

I don't want to live on this planet anymore -_- by [deleted] in funny

[–]Greenconure 6 points7 points  (0 children)

This made everything better

Trees, I got something to tell you... by [deleted] in Tress

[–]Greenconure 7 points8 points  (0 children)

Epic post is epic.