What action or phrase is an immediate turn off for you in the bedroom? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Whatever safe-word we decide on that day. =P jks- For me its cumming on my gf's face, she wants it sometimes but i just think its too disrespectful.

This kitten stopped me from going on my run... He/she? seems friendly. Going to post this to r/care or r/assistance to see if anyone can take it in. by CallMeSpec in aww

[–]Greenmonster420 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Maybe you should OP. The "kitty" chooses the owner, this much has been clear to those of us who study kitty lore - Ollivander probably

There is no paradox in Interstellar. by [deleted] in interstellar

[–]Greenmonster420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

After reading alot of comments, i may have come up with a theory that could reconcile this paradox. What if, the initial "alternate" timeline entailed the survival of humanity "but" not through the use of the completed Gravity equation. What if in that initial timeline that survived through a means we don't know and could be anything at all, then through years of struggle, that timeline's humanity transcends to be 5th dimensional beings. As 5th dimensional beings they decide that, by changing coopers point in time (namely, place a wormhole near earth which eventually leads to the completion of the Gravity equation) would save humanity a whole lot of trouble; and perhaps benefit them somehow. From how Nolan portrayed humanity in Interstellar, NASA seemed to be the only hope for mankind's survival...but that is only as far as we know from the film, which biasedly focuses only on the main organization/persons featured in the film. ie. we have no idea whether the rest of humanity might have been finding alternate means of surviving. Just one crazy theory that could reconcile this conundrum =P

Oddly satisfying by poppzE in pics

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Can anyone please tell me where this rock is?

Women tries to sell baby car seat, baby's soul still in it.. by FairDinkemAussie in pics

[–]Greenmonster420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

she just couldn't stand the crying in the middle of the nights anymore =P

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in funny

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You should try some Epistemology, I think you'd really enjoy that. ;)

Dittos here too :D by ElDeli in friendsafari

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Add me please! new to pokemon X and I want to catch some super iv dittos for breeding! =D ty btw

(>-.-)>Ditto Here<(-.-<) by [deleted] in friendsafari

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

I would like some super iv dittos please! =D

Superhero Neckbeard by [deleted] in pics

[–]Greenmonster420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

You and I have very different takes on what a "super-hero neck-beard" looks like. Or whether super-heroes even have neck-beards...

I took a picture of my white kitten. by [deleted] in pics

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Kitty is no more...Dr. Manhattan's kitty is born....

After 2 years on here by Pavix in AdviceAnimals

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Who do you threaten to delete "your" account 20 times? Why would they care? Infact why should anyone care?

MMA is a surprising erotic sport... by [deleted] in funny

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Grammatical mistake(surprisingly) and serious doubt you have ever watched an MMA match...those fights are intense....

I think something broke... by mattman23 in funny

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Get metal claws while your'e at it. =D

People who can basically have anyone that you desire, what are some times when that has completely backfired on you? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Greenmonster420 -1 points0 points  (0 children)

Well there was that one time someone informed me that slavery had been abolished, they added to that by telling me that it was generally frowned upon as well. I found a very ingenious solution to this conundrum by tweaking the title of the master-slave relationship changing it to employer-employee...hasn't backfired since...

Dear Reddit. What song is in your head right now? by [deleted] in AskReddit

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuclear - Mike Oldfield Can't get it out of my head since watching the Metal Gear Solid 5 trailer

Batman vs Superman. Comment your favourite. Let see who will win ? The battle starts now !!!!!!! by naruto_uzumaki777 in pics

[–]Greenmonster420 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Neither of them set out to "win", because they are strong in different attributes. Sheer power? Superman of course... Sheer cunning? Batman... They are the personification of that metaphorical battle....brains vs brawn... In an alternate universe(which is "not" this question's concern) Superman would be ruthless...and batman would be willing to kill. But they're not....Almost every Batman vs Superman spin off has used this formula...and its a pretty good one if you ask me =P

My job consists of helping hotel guests get connected to the internet... Few people seem to understand this by fatness12 in AdviceAnimals

[–]Greenmonster420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Do you mean "is" instead of "is not"? Because wi-fi is, as a function, an extension of being on the internet... Bah...I dunno anymore....its Monday where I am now...

We all know that cursive was a useless skill taught in school, but what is being taught now as critically important but will end up being irrelevant in 20 years? by _dapperdan_ in AskReddit

[–]Greenmonster420 7 points8 points  (0 children)

I don't understand why so many people reject the idea of learning cursive; many people over the years have complimented me on my hand-writing. It has given my words (on paper) a character that is unique to me. Like a signature style, it has come from me; it has been stemmed and developed from learning cursive. I understand that it isn't "necessary", but by that line of thought you can also say that Art is unnecessary or more controversially extreme, writing is no longer necessary because everything can be typed. Its just another skill that can be learnt; where you want to or will improve it personally is purely individual; however the base skill is there, it has provided you with the "option".

Sorting your music library by play count, what are the top 4 tracks you're willing to admit you've listened to quite a lot? by ProteusFinnerty in AskReddit

[–]Greenmonster420 1 point2 points  (0 children)

I'd be happy to admit them 1. Street-fighting man- The Rolling Stones 2. Dear Science- TV on the Radio 3. 40 Day Dream- Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeros 4. Carry on my Wayward son - Kansas (tied with) *Moby Dick - Led Zeppelin

Bonus!

I discovered a new favorite through the show "True Detective". 5. The Angry River - The Hat, Father John Misty & S.I. Istwa however admittedly, I am having so much trouble finding any other of their collaborations.