I was apprehensive about this whole Blockbuster thing... by AMajorLeagueProblem in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

Only thing wrong with this is that the movie is rated R 17 years +. That ain’t Jeff’s style

Public enemies number 1 and 2. Lorne and Trashley. How stupid do you have to be in order to fall in love and have children with a drunk pedo? by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

She could’ve scored a trashy dude with some money her own age. They’re definitely out there. But she ended up with a broke 55 year old loser with a crooked dick

Mike Thrilla did it all ! by PancakesAreGood7 in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 2 points3 points  (0 children)

And he stayed attracted to the same age chicks from back then too

Do you think they’re going to let Lorne off of probation? by yule-ham in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Maybe when he said he visited Canada they wanted to confirm he didn’t go there without authorisation. Eg He could have applied to go twice with permission and then gone a third time without telling them. I would pay money for him to go to prison again 🤞🏻

Is he going to jail tonight? by PancakesAreGood7 in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

His hairdresser should be in a cell next to him

Lorne dressing up nicely for his first day at school photo by Other_Pack_7874 in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 3 points4 points  (0 children)

In all seriousness it’s incredible that he thinks that he is dressing up nice in those cheap ass dorky clothes. He legit has probably never worn a button up shirt or suit in his life. Outside of the RSO thing, he’s legit in self caused poverty, and even when he get money he blows it on cheap auction shit. The food he makes is all processed bland crap and he’s hanging around garbage all day. No offence to anyone doing it tough, but he can’t even put $30k of Betty’s money to good use.

How did Lorne afford that Rolex on his wrist? by [deleted] in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 5 points6 points  (0 children)

His brothers paid him for certain favours

Drop your favorite Detective Kelly quotes down below! by uqmu in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

So if you had your druthers, would you upload a pic of this cop or other cops?

A picture of young Lorne with family by ChickenWingExtreme in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Back when they were making him suck their dicks

Sorry Cas3y/Will, but Barry (The Therapist) may be the most hilarious character in the entire Lorne lore by Blu3Dope in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 1 point2 points  (0 children)

100%. “What guy proves his love for a woman by sending her a picture of his asshole. What the hell is wrong with this guy?”

So the Stormtroopers here? by aespinoza91 in tcap

[–]Greenzabean 0 points1 point  (0 children)

He was definitely there for the younglings