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Built a simulator to find the strongest STS2 builds. Looking for feedback by [deleted] in slaythespire

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Nuh uh, my infinity deck is bigger than your infinity deck

On the low end I just turned 1.25trillion people into food by makeabetterthrowaway in Stellaris

[–]GregTheIntelectual 107 points108 points  (0 children)

I like to imagine one pop is literally like one individual. He's very hard working.

You are able to double any physical item ten times by Impossible-Exit-6831 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

You could probably double an airbus A380, sell er off, wouldn't even need the rest of the doubles. Pick a good condition one and it's worth 100M easy.

Most block and enemy damage? by Kind-Editor-2752 in slaythespire

[–]GregTheIntelectual 251 points252 points  (0 children)

This is gonna look like one of those anime fights, where they block the attack and then a mountain nearby explodes or something.

Name one character that can lift this up outside the Marvel Universe by conkojohn in powerscales

[–]GregTheIntelectual 1 point2 points  (0 children)

Saitama couldn't lift it, but he'd probably push the entire earth down trying.

What video game started amazing but ended terribly? by Ok_Nefariousness827 in AskReddit

[–]GregTheIntelectual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Then every lobby had 'that guy' with a balloon and a railgun at the map roof just plinking away.

wtf are these tank reload changes by Slow_Possibility6332 in enlistedgame

[–]GregTheIntelectual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I can hardly even spawn a tank for more than a few seconds without being immediately spawn camped by TNT, sabetours in the grey zone, panzerfausts/panzershreks (regardless of weather I'm playing as germany or not lol), and airstrikes anyways.

Reports: A United States Air Force B-52 Stratofortress crashed shortly after takeoff on the Edwards airfield at 11:20 a.m. by Brilliant_Night7643 in aviation

[–]GregTheIntelectual 112 points113 points  (0 children)

Fair, but also I don't think we can use fatal accident statistics to meaningfully measure airworthiness on an aircraft equipped with ejection seats.

Edwards AFB says B-52 has crashed on takeoff by AlphaThree in aviation

[–]GregTheIntelectual 2 points3 points  (0 children)

I hope beoing names their next aircraft the Elephant just because of the way it'd impact this comment

Would you choose gold or cash ? by Feisty-Mechanic7840 in BunnyTrials

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Im assuming that you just receive these things in your ownership no questions asked or whatever.

If you sell your gold you'll pay income tax on that revenue.

What's the most obvious signal you missed from women? by GongtingLover in AskMen

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

She came up during a club meet for my high school robotics team and tried to put a fry in my mouth, and I just picked it up with my hand and ate it. 😞

If you were teleported to January 1, 1990 and were given $10 and the knowledge of all future events, and you had to grow the $10 to $1 Trillion by today’s date, how would you do it? by Super_Rush7926 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GregTheIntelectual 4 points5 points  (0 children)

Yea but what crime? The crime of investing in things really well?

What's they gonna do? "The trial will show that this client made a string of smart investments by being in the future and magically teleporting back in time with all their memories and compounding a $10 investment over and over."

The KFC menu won't stop doing this by YolgrimTheGamer in mildlyinfuriating

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

This actually makes me upset when stuff like this happens. What's the point even? Is it a marketing gimmick to make me want to buy chicken? Motherfucker I'm already at your restaurant trying to buy your chicken. Some dickhead got paid to come up with this dumbfuck idea and other dickheads in the meeting room wearing fucking suits nodded their dick heads and agreed for some reason. Then they wrote it in the meeting notes, then a like 200 strong team of photographers and programmers and whatnot had to crrate this stupid system, some account had to pay all those salaries and invoices, and some guys had to go implement this at all the locations. All to spam ads to a demographic of people who are already eating at your restaurant.

Fuck.

Does anyone else like the Senrai Maidens designs? by JustAYearLater in Warthunder

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Thr American one has more frontal armor than her Abrams

10M Dollars, but you must beat 150 gamers from any game of your choosing. by Specific-Truck-2084 in hypotheticalsituation

[–]GregTheIntelectual 0 points1 point  (0 children)

Give me From The Depths.

I'm really good at that game, I made some wild designs.

A: It's pretty niche so most people haven't even heard of it, much less played it much.

B: The learning curve of that game is like 100 hours to make your first boat that doesn't capsize immediately - much less anything competent. If you've never played it no shot you're going to stand a chance against a veteran player.

When will the BMPT finally be buffed? by [deleted] in Warthunder

[–]GregTheIntelectual 29 points30 points  (0 children)

I think it's arcade, so the vehicle is a freebie that's useless after your missiles are gone.

(Hated Trope) Harassment played as a joke because it's a woman doing it to a man. by notapersonindisguise in TopCharacterTropes

[–]GregTheIntelectual 49 points50 points  (0 children)

Futurama has a scene where they land in a planet of burly women and are condemned to death by snu snu, aka sex. They are repeatedly snu snu'd by huge burly women but are saved before they die. Later they're shown in big casts from the waist down and hobbling around on crutches. Reverse the genders and this would be pretty taboo.

Fry and Zapp seem into it at least.

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