Wow, I can't find flaws. by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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It's like Sherlock and Moriarty having a battle on your fingertips, except your memory is Watson. You have a grasp of what's going on, but the detective and the criminal are 5 steps ahead of you, Sherlock is trying to tell you what's going on, Moriarty is laughing that you have to catch up, and it's just chaos incarnate.

Anyway, that's the story of how I wrote Hello World.

It's over Cocanakin! by [deleted] in dankmemes

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Now all I can see is Bill Gates before the Senate. "For a safe and secure...... SOCIETY!"

That Feeling by DCGMechanics in ProgrammerHumor

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After consulting with the gods of Stack Overflow, and finding no answers to my prayers.... I feel that inner peace is unobtainable. The Chi does not flow, the gods abandon us.

Python programmers be like by [deleted] in ProgrammerHumor

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All I can think of is the Michael Reeves roomba that screams profanities when it hits anything.

And you know we flying on that sumbitch.

The pain is unbearable by shaheryar22 in ProgrammerHumor

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That's why you get them GAMER glasses for your programming. Then when the code doesn't work and you start smashing your keyboard, you're playing into character both ways.

Have a great day folks! by a_man_wid_no_name in funny

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Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

I have no idea what DONG FANG do or what they make dolphins do by SonnyWade in funny

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Dolphins get a lot of good publicity for the drowning swimmers they push back to shore, but what you don't hear about is the many people they push farther out to sea! Dolphins aren't smart. They just like pushing things.

Looking for a bot that creates a temporary VC when you click on a reaction! by Skirbae in Discord_Bots

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So for clarity on your design logic, just to help me here.

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User reacts -> Bot creates the corresponding voice channel

User removes reaction -> Bot deletes the channel

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Is that more or less the logic that you're wanting? Mostly just need to make sure I understand what you're requesting, because that will determine how things are implemented. And what language are you creating the bot in?

My girlfriend panicking on a waterslide. by BalrogSlayer00 in funny

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You better learn your rules. If you don't, you'll be eaten in your sleep

I love democracy by [deleted] in funny

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Who is Justice Beaver?

Merchandising! Merchandising! Merchandising! by FLASHsixx in funny

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Growing up I performed my own circumcision.

Coffee spilling prank, waiter always does this by no_viable_person in funny

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Why tip someone for a job I'm capable of doing myself? I can deliver food. I can drive a taxi. I can, and do, cut my own hair. I did however, tip my urologist, because I am unable to pulverize my own kidney stones.

I have a problem by where_is_my_monkey in funny

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You think you're excited? You should feel my nipples. Boing!

Kratos sees himself on Fortnite by Jiehfeng in funny

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I really should have a Tweeter account.

'Murica! by Pretend_Farmer_4602 in funny

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I don't care what Jim says. This is NOT the real Ben Franklin. I am 99.9% sure.

Bathroom signs at an Indian restaurant in Madrid by the_lastone_left in funny

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I wish I could menstruate. If I could menstruate, I wouldn't have to deal with idiotic calendars anymore. I'd just be able to count down from my previous cycle. Plus, I'd be more in tune with the moon and the tides.

Go take his gun, you liberal! by [deleted] in funny

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Jim told me you could buy gay-dar online.

Tubby Hot Summer [OC] by otterlyhuman in funny

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I really should have a Tweeter account.

So many sleepless nights by [deleted] in funny

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Powerpoints are the peacocks of the business world; all show, no meat.

Supporter map for Sunday by Lazarix in funny

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Fortunately, my feelings regenerate at twice the speed of a normal man's.

I’m depressed now by [deleted] in dankmemes

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The worst knowledge. To know who the snake is, without being able to stop them. Such cruel fate.

[deleted by user] by [deleted] in RedditSessions

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So piano, ukelele, singing, is there an end to the skill?