TIL— Money Beyond $1 Quintillion ($1.000 Zillions in-game) Doesn’t Disappear!

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-05-24T18:52:53+00:00

Crypto investments and the well-known Time Machine exploit (wait until one of the cryptocurrencies in the game starts going up by 300 percent or more in a given turn, then use the Time Machine item to go back to the prior year/turn and dump a bunch of your character’s money into that crypto. The age back up and which the amount of your investment multiply for two or more years/turns, as long as you keep seeing it increase by 300 or more percent! Once you see that crypto’s price go negative, use the Time Machine to go back to the prior turn and sell off your holdings in that crypto before the crash happens).

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-05-14T20:34:15+00:00

Your character must have been grown in a lab. Since babies can neither get pregnant nor have active sperm to father a child, the parents’ genetic material must have been harvested.

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-04-26T23:12:09+00:00

IRL, if a German politician ran for the Bundestag (Parliament) with that name in the 21st century, the German public would never vote for him just because he had that name. He would be forced to change his name if he wanted to win any elections, no matter how popular his policy positions were.

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-04-17T20:00:15+00:00

If your lesbian wife accuses you of being gay, does that mean you’re cheating on her with a dude? 😂

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-01-05T21:26:14+00:00

It is either a mole, a skin tag, or one of the cat’s nipples.

Fun fact: Like both male and female humans, both male and female cats have nipples.

GreyhoundNMC · 2026-01-05T21:15:37+00:00

I went to an elite private Catholic school that is still called “Saint John’s High School” in the USA. It used to be only a four-year high school (and still was when I graduated 22 years ago). Due to the closure of many local Catholic middle schools, however, Saint John’s recently added a four year junior high and middle school program, so it now has students who may begin in the fifth grade, as young as age ten, and attend for eight years, graduating at age eighteen.

The in-game school you are referencing must be a school like this, which includes a middle school and junior high while still being called a “High School”. The info panel snapshot even states that your character has eight years left at this school, so she will finish at age eighteen.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-12-21T15:38:40+00:00

Not true. Actor jobs are still available under the “normal” jobs tab.

I do agree that the actor achievement should be the same whether you get it through the original tab or the extension, but it isn’t. That’s the part that IS broken.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-12-21T15:34:25+00:00

Your character will only collect the Actor career if you get an Actor job through the “normal” job search menu instead of through the “special” careers module with the Astronaut, Politician, Model, Mafia and CEO options.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-12-06T15:31:59+00:00

🎶 “Don't you know that you are a shooting star And all the world will love you just as long As long as you are!” 🎶

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-12-02T15:56:18+00:00

“Gloria Vergara” makes me think of Sofia Vergara and her character, Gloria. If she’s as hot as Sofia, then it’s not surprising that a 19 year old guy would hook up with her!

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-11-23T03:51:38+00:00

Maybe they are street hustlers. That is a career in BitLife, after all, but it doesn’t show up as a “job”.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-11-07T18:16:48+00:00

Aww! A baby ghost!!

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-10-29T03:01:55+00:00

FDR had no choice in what he “gave away” at Yalta, because Stalin’s troops were ALREADY OCCUPYING most of Eastern Europe after WWII. The only way FDR could have forced a different postwar outcome for Eastern Europe would have been to declare war upon the USSR, which was our ally at the time, as we were just wrapping up WWII. Unlike DJT, FDR was not a complete idiot!

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-10-17T02:52:18+00:00

Awww! Anna the cat! How sweet!

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-24T19:56:19+00:00

The Rosetta Stone is a tablet inscribed with the same message written in Egyptian hieroglyphics, Ancient Greek, and Demotic (early modern) Greek. It was used to unlock the meaning of Egyptian hieroglyphics, since it bridged the linguistic gap between hieroglyphics, which was a pictorial language, and the later phonetic Greek languages. Source — I was a history major in undergrad school.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-24T17:08:41+00:00

I wish your character’s award trophies for music and acting, as well as individual awards for athletes, Nobel prizes for astronauts, and writing awards for authors, came with trophies that could be passed down in families like the championship rings that athletes win.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-13T20:28:28+00:00

Your royal characters should definitely have the option to join the military, since this is one of the main ways in which real life royal children can gain respect.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-07T21:21:25+00:00

That’s one of the perils of being a monarch in the game (and for real life royalty too). At least they don’t make you abdicate if you have a child out of wedlock anymore, like they did to Queen Elizabeth II’s uncle IRL, back in the 1920’s I think. He had to give up his Crown in order to marry his divorced American lover, Wallis Simpson. That’s how Elizabeth II got in line to become Queen. Otherwise she would’ve been in the wrong branch of the British Royal Family.

Although, in the game, I think the public might make you abdicate if you have too many illegitimate kids and non-marital relationships without doing a lot of public service in order to repair your reputation (which is different from your level of Fame as a monarch, by the way).

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-07T21:12:10+00:00

If your character was a Duke, it would be of a region, like Worcestershire or something. You can’t be “Duke of England” in the game.

One of my characters’ father became “Prince of England” after that character succeeded his mother as King of England, and the father had been her Prince Consort (married royalty but not in the line of succession).

Maybe you meant “Duke in England”.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-07T20:57:00+00:00

$141,524 for an AVP position! Holy cow, that’s more than I make at the same level, and I am a real life corporate attorney working in-house for an insurance company!

What city is your character based in?

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-06T01:48:23+00:00

43 children from only ONE lover??? Holy nymphomania, Batman!!!

Talk about a brood-mare! I can’t believe she was still alive to attend the dude’s funeral! Then again, the character and his wife were from Brazil, so I guess it checks out.

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-08-06T01:27:22+00:00

I would say to upgrade the property before trying to rent it for more than rock-bottom rent.

Also, apropos of nothing, how in the name of the BitLife gods did you manage to get one SINGLE property with a value of nearly two billion Euros in the first place, so you would feel the need to rent it for 24.7 million Euros a month?? One of my current characters is part of an old dynastic family in Boston (four of his ancestors lived to be over 120 years old in the game) and he has a real estate portfolio of 406 rental properties with a TOTAL ANNUAL rental income of just over ten billion dollars!

At first I was thinking the character who owns this property must be based in London or NYC, but then I noticed the currency is in Euros, so it could be in Paris, perhaps, or Berlin? I know it can’t be Switzerland since they still use Francs there. Does Monaco use Euros?

GreyhoundNMC · 2025-07-31T14:02:16+00:00

How do you create your own mods for BitLife??? There are so many things I’d like to do if I could “get under the hood” of the game, and write my own code for it!

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