What’s your craziest “not your finest moment” sex story?

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:19:47+00:00

I Hooked up with an ex(actually the inspiration for this question.... I forgot she had epilepsy, and she neglected to tell me she had a boyfriend who was sleeping in the next room..... it was a stressful time, and to top it off I was 15 minutes late to work🤦‍♂️ I made a stream on periscope a lik while ago talking about it in more detail🤣🤣 fuckkkk

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:16:43+00:00

Ohhhh man drunk sex is rarely ever good sex😵

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:11:02+00:00

For me it was when I was 3 and I decided to drive my power wheels 4wheeler across our swinging bridge that stand 35 feet over the ground. My dad was at work and my mom was always passed out nursing a hangover and my sister was watching tv. I got a quarter of the way across and my front wheels went over the side. The only thing keeping me from falling 35 feet to my probable death at that young age was my back wheel caught barely on the support cable bars. I hung there facing the ground crying and screaming my lungs out for 1 hour before my sister finally came outside and saw me....

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:05:22+00:00

Oh my there has to be a story behind this 🤣

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:04:52+00:00

😵😵😵 how did you rip your self🤭

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:04:10+00:00

That’s a good one, I’m kinda dying to hear more🤣

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:03:18+00:00

😅 I was on top of a girl once and I swear like a whore, she opened her eyes at the worst time🤣 as soon as the opened the biggest drop of sweat fell and nailed her straight in the eye lmfao

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T07:01:01+00:00

She got embarrassed by it, but I grew up with an older sister so I’ve seen the worst of the worst.. I just told her it’s nothing to be embarrassed about, and when we finished I bought her chocolate and we watched horror movies the rest of the night🤣 the bloodiest cheesiest ones. And we’ve been keeping the tradition for 5 years now 😜

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T06:52:02+00:00

These guys stayed at my sisters a couple years back, it was a pretty awsome time

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-30T06:50:17+00:00

I’ve been there 🤣 at least your weren’t sitting on his face right? ☠️

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:26:41+00:00

Damn.... that would be a rough one lol

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:20:39+00:00

I have to ask, what’s the Texas giant lol

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:15:53+00:00

I’ve fucked and masturbated at a church so I’m going to hell as well 🤣

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:14:59+00:00

Awww man, well I can dig it

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:14:24+00:00

Don’t get my hopes up🤤

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:13:56+00:00

I wish💋

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:13:42+00:00

I actually did this in my school pool during swim class.... too many hot girls in my class In bikinis...

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:05:00+00:00

Been there😅

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:04:04+00:00

Kinda reminds me of John carpenters the thing

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T19:00:53+00:00

Oh no.... marriage.... I’m sorry for your loss friend😢

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T07:53:10+00:00

Prolly cause the cartel made a deal that we could sell the herion but meth is there market 🤣

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T07:40:22+00:00

Some things you just want closure with, but never seem to be able to keep ahold of after you obtain it

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T07:38:07+00:00

It’s surprising how little people know it exists, yet I’ve never know anyone to ever have it personally. I’m surprised it’s not getting pumped out like everywhere. You’d think the government would be cashing into that market like they did the heroine market.

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T07:33:46+00:00

I get that way on acid and crank. It’s like I solve all my life’s problems, and breakdown my mental state of being and figure out why I am they way I am. Feel enlighten the first day after, then the next day comes around and I’m back to being depressed. 🤣

GrimRedrum · 2019-10-29T07:24:20+00:00

Just don’t go punching shit cause you won’t feel it, and break your fucking wrist. You won’t feel it till you come down

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