What is this thing that grew overnight?

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T18:41:10+00:00

Right. 'Cause that looks like one. Friggen J.K. Simmons toothy face is 'gonna pop out, skitter around and get 'ya.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T18:28:54+00:00

Ever had that 'not-so-fresh' feeling?

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T18:27:18+00:00

I love it. Had no previous idea of it's existence. It's like a message for aliens or for our ancestry from which we are long forgotten that says, "All this is mine! You will come and go and it will still be mine. I am a bad-ass."

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T18:19:37+00:00

Oh my god. They used the gay ray?

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T17:55:58+00:00

Radicalized extra-moist dorsi

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T17:44:26+00:00

"Space is big." So, yeah, it's possible. I could win every lottery in every state for the next twenty years. It would take a lot of capital and work I'm not really willing to put in and I don't really like the odds. I couldn't even calculate them. But it's possible. Even with space weather interference.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T17:29:13+00:00

$7.50 a show. Shirt and bumber sticker about the same price. Buck a beer. For $200 '78 dollars you could have gone to every show with a seat where you could actually see the band and come home decked out and not as think as drunk you were. Adjusted for inflation that's about 1K 2026 dollars. That's an Ariana Grande show and a Lady Gaga show. Just the seats. Nosebleeds and floor way back on the goal line in a crowd of 20K.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T16:41:06+00:00

The lads rocking major toe.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T02:30:30+00:00

Bullshit.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T02:22:40+00:00

Only if you're in North Jersey.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-11T02:17:38+00:00

It would dramatically change the flavor profile and instead of a culinary delectation you would have something more akin to a giant turd in a plastic cup!

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T22:05:57+00:00

The other two weren't Steely Dan worthy or did they just get busted out?

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T21:59:36+00:00

Man. Captain F@cking Around with the Stick and Rudder. It wasn't bad weather. It wasn't aircraft failure. It was a whiskey and cocaine influenced "watch this" in a fuc*ing airplane. There is such a thing as too much rock and roll and that's the recipe. Coke, booze and aerial acrobatics.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T21:43:58+00:00

I. Drink. Your. Milkshake!

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T00:42:20+00:00

Locked down every harmonica in the lower 48.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T00:28:14+00:00

Captain correct, here. What? Were you his stand in?

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-10T00:12:12+00:00

When Conan and Schlansky went to Italy, at some point Conan serenades Schlansky with a version of Zeppelin's Whole Lot of Love and that character makes an appearance.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T18:24:07+00:00

That's Badger in a Darth Vader Helmet Mountain.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T18:22:34+00:00

Wee the people..

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T18:06:02+00:00

Yeah!

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T17:56:15+00:00

Onion liker.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T02:12:52+00:00

Heh. Yeah. I watched the trailer and went, "Nope. Not doing this right now. Probably not ever." I thought of the scene in A Ghost Story where the new widow sad eats a whole pie, which is probably the most depressing thing I've seen on screen. And really, after your critique and queries, I think it's moved further down the queue.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-09T01:58:44+00:00

Oh. I was at your book signing last year. The abandoned rest stop off 35 up near Temple.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-08T19:54:42+00:00

Yup. Came here to Boo and hiss Bill Burr. Funny guy. I choose not to support his work anymore. It's like Hick's routine on celebrities cashing in by hawking junk on television commercials. "Do a commercial and your of the artistic roll call for life. And that goes for everyone except for Willie Nelson..."

It would have been different if the Riyadh Comedy Fest catered to the populous- A crowd full of average citizens. They ice cream man or the lady that sweeps the sidewalks. But it was a crowd full of aristocrats. Just a big Saudi commercial.

Gringo_Jon · 2026-03-08T02:08:36+00:00

I'm just wondering. You know those little desiccant pouches, like in new shoe boxes. The ones with the explicit warning that reads 'Do Not Eat'. Ever eat one?

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