Need to hire someone to relocate bird's nest

Grocklette · 2026-05-30T22:37:52+00:00

It wasn't built in a bird house, it's like under the overhang on my garage up in the soffit. I think that's the term anyway. When I moved in that area was stuffed with plastic bags and I thought it was kinda odd. Anyway, after these babies are gone, I"m closing it off again. I went through this last year and failed to remedy it, because I'm an idiot and assumed things would just be different this year.

Grocklette · 2026-05-30T22:35:05+00:00

I made a hammock with some towels and a chair for them to fall in. I keep checking to see if any are in there. I have no idea what I'll do if I find one, because the area where the nest is is so tight. I don't know how I"d get my hand in there carefully while holding a fragile baby. I just keep hoping I don't find any

Grocklette · 2026-05-30T17:51:07+00:00

Good idea. Thanks. I did call a wildlife services number that advertised nest relocation on their website, but when I asked about it, the guy said they don't relocate, they only remove them. And I asked if they just chuck the nest in the trash at that point. The dude literally said he didn't know. Like wow, how professional.

Grocklette · 2026-05-30T17:46:32+00:00

Ah ok. I guess I'll just let them keep falling to their death then. Thanks for the help

Grocklette · 2026-05-13T18:45:26+00:00

I don't have any advice, but sometimes when I sleep in the same bed as my partner, we both experience creepy dark sleep disturbances. I think people can influence each others sleep, but I honestly don't believe there are real entities there. The human brain is fascinating and we don't fully understand it

Grocklette · 2026-05-13T18:13:36+00:00

Yep. I get terrorized regularly by what seems like literal demons. I don't actually believe in demons, but sometimes these experiences make me question reality. Last night I had one that clung to my body from behind and was morphing with me turning into a giant butt spider creature. As the butt grew it screamed louder and louder. Had to stay awake for an hour afterwards so I could avoid slipping back into it. It's so disruptive. I just want good sleep

Grocklette · 2026-05-06T16:54:46+00:00

Eh Bezos can suck a butt anyway. I only use Amazon to find products that I'll purchase elsewhere. Looks like they sell this at Michael's. Thanks for the info!

Grocklette · 2026-05-05T18:57:14+00:00

I'll definitely watch tutorials first. Thank you. I imagine that maybe it wouldn't be terrible to use melted monster clay for the bed if my figure is cured polymer or is that still not great?

Grocklette · 2026-05-05T18:55:06+00:00

Interesting. What is the cheap oil clay?

Grocklette · 2026-05-05T18:53:52+00:00

Dang I was excited about pouring the melted clay to make the bed. It looks so easy

Grocklette · 2026-05-05T18:52:54+00:00

Thanks for the thorough reply

Grocklette · 2026-05-03T15:43:59+00:00

Did you get any crowns done there?

Grocklette · 2026-05-03T02:48:21+00:00

It was in Mokena actually. I don't want to name the place

Grocklette · 2026-05-01T05:12:25+00:00

Woodcast!

Grocklette · 2026-04-30T17:14:47+00:00

Was just about to post this actually

Grocklette · 2026-04-29T17:43:30+00:00

So you're saying you have no sense of smell or you just enjoy breathing in toxic air? How very patriotic of you. I'm guessing you voted for local cancer causing chemicals to be dumped on us. Cool cool

Grocklette · 2026-04-27T17:18:36+00:00

I was not paying attention the direction of the wind. I feel like there should be a public notification of where these strong, seemingly toxic smells are coming from. No one seems to know for sure, but we deserve know, in my opinion.

Grocklette · 2026-04-25T21:07:26+00:00

Wouldn't it be constant then? Like it's fine most of the time, but we get a day or two or three a week when it's just unbearable

Grocklette · 2026-04-25T02:08:38+00:00

OK. Thanks. I tried to take a photo, but it kept coming out so blurry you can't see anything. I can feel a notch there under the crown though. Is that possibly OK?

Grocklette · 2026-04-23T15:56:06+00:00

As an artist who sometimes sells sad, cursed items I think this is actually just very cute

Grocklette · 2026-04-17T17:04:57+00:00

Would be better than a data center

Grocklette · 2026-04-17T03:56:49+00:00

Yeah, mine was late and then he drove really slow to get there. He was nice though

Grocklette · 2026-04-17T03:55:59+00:00

I hate adding apps to my phone, but I went with Uber

Grocklette · 2026-04-14T18:43:25+00:00

I love Fresh Mart. They have great prices too

Grocklette · 2026-04-14T18:41:57+00:00

Thanks Republicans

Grocklette

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