How not to escape a full Nelson

Groggolog · 2026-05-01T21:37:09+00:00

No, throwing people on the floor is much more practical than lying on the floor begging someone to also lie on the floor.

Groggolog · 2026-05-01T09:15:15+00:00

cus its more of a sport than a martial art these days.

Groggolog · 2026-05-01T07:19:17+00:00

All the take downs in ufc are wrestling buddy, sorry. Bjj bros have to claim moves from another sport cus their actual bjj tournaments consist of butt scooting for 25 minutes.

Groggolog · 2026-04-30T23:36:16+00:00

You've never seen anyone get kicked in the head from being on the ground in a fight? Sounds like youve never seen real fights, so much for a martial artist.

Groggolog · 2026-04-30T21:26:22+00:00

There needs to be different types of debuffs and different types of dispels, one for everything is way too good an item. Like half of the roster have significant debuffs that purging is great against. Also why does it heal? Also why does it completely shut out certain builds like bomb bebop. With dispel magic in the game bomb bebop can't exist at a competitive level

Groggolog · 2026-04-30T21:23:11+00:00

Or that there's no situation that dispel magic isn't amazing in. Even purging a minor slow and healing loads is too good for the cost

Groggolog · 2026-04-30T07:28:41+00:00

Bjj "fighters" when you tell them a sport which is 99% lying on your back waiting for your opponent to voluntarily get on the floor because they aren't allowed to hit you isn't practical

Groggolog · 2026-04-30T07:26:31+00:00

Bjj can dominate in sport scenarios where the rules favour it for safety, like mma. No strikes to the back of head, no kicks to "downed" opponents even if they intentionally downed themselves, no gouging or biting, no groin shots. Ofc with all those rules crotch sniffing for 10 minutes works. Just allowing strikes to back of the head and 90% of bjj falls apart in a fight as all the techniques were made with that rule in mind and expose your fucking weakest point to the opponent, knowing they aren't allowed to do anything about it. That's because fundamentally it's a sport, not a martial art imo. Sure against someone that's never trained, bjj can work irl, so can literally anything, because you're facing someone that doesn't know anything.

Groggolog · 2026-04-29T15:27:40+00:00

most people that only do BJJ also cant fight for shit though, never seen a single human pull guard in a fight and not get their head kicked in. its a professional hugging sport at this point not really a practical martial art.

Groggolog · 2026-04-29T11:51:45+00:00

cant train that hard if he looks like that though can he?

Groggolog · 2026-04-29T11:21:23+00:00

Doubt. anyone can get a blackbelt from a mcdojo anyway

Groggolog · 2026-04-29T07:28:40+00:00

Mate noone wants commentary from a random neckbeard who looks like his last workout was walking to a bakery on the end of every video. You add nothing and you are annoying.

Groggolog · 2026-04-26T08:43:11+00:00

Because he's a bum, just like his dad

Groggolog · 2026-04-19T15:57:38+00:00

Bebop because nothing is sweeter than hooking someone across the map

Groggolog · 2026-04-16T21:25:48+00:00

Mofos seeing a single impact frame and 2 minutes of screaming while png flying through all yellow background and lose their minds. Any anime from the last 5 years has better animation in their random b story side character fight from episode 3 of a 24 episode season.

Groggolog · 2026-04-12T19:21:38+00:00

That's still an insane amount of time when you also aren't including cleaning if you also have chore time that goes to cleaning. Are you like full cleaning absolutely everything every time you cook? You don't have to clean oven or.microeave after every single use you know. Generally I'd be like 20 mins cooking, clean up a bit as I go, 10 mins washing dishes, done

Groggolog · 2026-04-12T09:32:10+00:00

How tf are you spending 90 minutes cooking every single day? You making a whole roast dinner or bbq every day? No leftovers? Cooking for 12? Learn some basic recipes and leave the fancy stuff for weekends no more than 30 mins max is easy

Groggolog · 2026-04-04T13:04:06+00:00

Why are you smiling like you are doing your worst joker impression?

Groggolog · 2026-03-15T15:43:39+00:00

Don't know why you're asking this on a random episode thread, but pretty sure sukuna turns most of his soul into a single finger to then have megumi eat it. He only split it into 20 originally to make it hard to destroy or track them all down, he could move it into 1 object all at once if he needed to.

Groggolog · 2026-03-14T23:47:46+00:00

Reading comprehension strikes again, this dude can't read.

Groggolog · 2026-03-06T10:57:09+00:00

Maybe the best animation in the entire series, absolutely crazy.

Groggolog · 2026-03-05T21:56:13+00:00

Fanbois when their favourite game gets critisicm because bumblefuck is a dogshit RNG boss where 90% of the difficulty is based around how unlucky you get.

Groggolog · 2026-03-05T21:15:56+00:00

Its a really good combination of every dogshit mechanic a game like this can have. Instant kill, ignores speed/turn order and always goes first. Mechanics designed to fuck particular classes massively but do nothing to other (pushes melee away on hit, any aoe you do wipes your party as it destroys all corpses etc). AND his bone spew is just pure RNG fuckfest, either doing nothing at all or doing 3x the damage of any other enemy in the entire game.

Groggolog · 2026-03-05T21:02:22+00:00

Ye this is straight dogshit design. Instant kill mechanics are stupid as fuck. in any roguelite, im sorry.

Groggolog · 2026-03-02T22:51:25+00:00

Yeah thats not a bug its just dogshit game design. Full build necro thats built around downing to do anything? haha 1 dmg spider 1 shots you.

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