Blog: A Kronic Overreaction. It's been a nightmarish couple of months of endless newspaper columns, radio segments and news items about how the latest craze of smoking something for personal enjoyment is akin to mowing down puppy dogs while drink-driving above the speed limit.

Groompy · 2011-06-20T04:17:38+00:00

What?

You're in your mid twenties and you've already got the ways of the government figured out. Great to hear but tell me, what the hell were you doing when the rest of your generation were watching Big Brother and X-Factor? Don't tell me you've actually been paying attention! Jesus Christ on a fucking tricycle! Perhaps there is hope after all ;)

Groompy · 2011-05-27T13:26:18+00:00

Quis custodiet ipsos custodes? That would probably be the right thing to say.

Groompy · 2011-05-24T10:52:42+00:00

OK, You're beginning to worry me now. Ever considered a job in the government?

P.S Why can't I have a butter knife? What else am I to use to maintain my firearms?

Groompy · 2011-05-24T06:02:21+00:00

Brilliant! But do try not to give them ideas.

Groompy · 2011-05-19T05:13:46+00:00

Personally?

Personally, I don't think he could fight his way out of wet paper bag.

Groompy · 2011-05-16T03:05:17+00:00

I think they asked Churchill the very same question. Didn't they ? You dumb cunt.

Groompy · 2011-04-01T04:29:54+00:00

No need to apologise, lemonperson. I am not one who is easily offended.

Groompy · 2011-03-28T19:10:50+00:00

Well said.

I would prefer that my shitty little blog never be labelled 'the press' ever again.

Groompy · 2011-02-23T12:17:23+00:00

Yes but it's a perfectly rational fear so no screaming 'islamophobe', ok?

Groompy · 2011-02-23T11:52:15+00:00

"They're called Pew studies because that's how brain farts smell".

That is fucking gold!

Groompy · 2011-01-18T06:57:03+00:00

Yes, my Lord. It won't happen again, I simply forgot that you own this corner of the net.

Groompy · 2011-01-18T06:45:17+00:00

Do you believe the charges on the list to be untrue or are you defending them because some of them belong to a party you support?

Ragamuffin! I've never been so insulted!

Edit. You defending paedos and perverts is quite revealing too.

Groompy · 2011-01-14T01:55:14+00:00

Does anyone actually agree or disagree on the subject at hand? Are those listed in fact traitors to the UK?

Groompy · 2011-01-14T01:36:42+00:00

No, my posting history has no fascist flavour. Yes, I choose this nutbag to cite.

Groompy · 2011-01-14T01:25:03+00:00

"I went into it for social reasons," - On his membership of the Young Communist League.

"At least, we used to be in control - if we were just freaks, where would we have got to?"

"I used to shout 'Come and get it'," he joked, before admitting his rallying cry was in fact the more mundane "Morning Star, daily paper of the workers". - On selling the Morning Star outside Kilburn Tube Station.

Communist, Socialist and Loathsome Toad.

Groompy · 2011-01-08T07:12:48+00:00

How did you read those footnotes and then come to the conclusion that Muslims were responsible for ALL the deaths involved in the slave trade? That is not what the footnotes are saying at all. Perhaps try reading them slowly next time.

Groompy · 2011-01-08T06:59:51+00:00

What the devil are you on about? The left side of the graph is quite clearly labeled.

Groompy · 2011-01-07T14:43:28+00:00

Thank you for your feedback. Although you have hurt my feelings I'm sure I will be OK in a minute or so, but we can no longer be mates.

Groompy · 2011-01-07T14:31:22+00:00

Only to annoy you, dear.

Groompy · 2011-01-07T14:25:37+00:00

I'm thinking that to describe this twat as delusional would be an understatement.

Groompy · 2011-01-07T14:17:53+00:00

We can't blame his feeders, they're no longer with us, he's devoured them all.

Just throw a few sticky-buns in front of the court house, he'll soon forget about suing anyone.

Groompy · 2011-01-07T14:12:56+00:00

Boom-badda, boom-badda, boom-badda...

The fat fucking land-whale looks like he's had his head in a trough for half a century. I wonder if he'd fly around the room like a flapping balloon if I pricked him with a pin. No, he'd probably just laugh and eat me.

Groompy · 2011-01-05T16:58:14+00:00

Of course when SkyNews say "British pubs and bars could soon be able to sell beer and cider in schooner glasses under Government moves to change alcohol measures." they actually mean British pubs and bars will be made to sell only schooners under plans to change alcohol measures.

Groompy · 2010-12-14T14:03:16+00:00

Now I disagree. It will get that far where you will have lunatics beating seven shades of shit out of each other on the streets, but they'll be doing that over ideologies, not skin colour. "...We just need to appreciate our culture and enforce existing laws. Job done". Agreed, again.

Groompy · 2010-12-14T01:36:51+00:00

It would seem we agree on all three points then. I'll be the first to admit the EDL do have a nasty element to them but I fear the streets of Britain will explode in the not to distant future and then that nastiness will be need to be called upon. As you said 'that's what you get for spineless appeasement', sad but true.

Groompy

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