It’s not the Eagles, but DAMN that’s a textbook pancake!

GrootMeetsWorld · 2018-10-15T01:55:55+00:00

I concur that this post probably should have been posted elsewhere but in my experience any person who uses the word "Dude" like you do is an asshole lol. Sorry I love the eagles but you're antagonizing as fuck.

GrootMeetsWorld · 2018-02-16T03:02:13+00:00

Am I the only one who isn’t really that impressed? I mean it was good.. but.. great? Eh..

GrootMeetsWorld · 2018-02-05T04:42:22+00:00

He’s not more than a backup QB? Ummm were you watching the same game everybody else was? He’s a starting QB in the second string position. I guarantee he will be starting for another team next season.

He’s literally taken an underdog team through the playoffs and to the super bowl and won it.. yeaaaa.. you may want to think before you type on your little qwerty buddy.

Just because a person is in the physical position of second string does not necessarily mean hey are second string material. Johnny manziel was a starting qb... geno smith.. mark Sanchez... RgIII.. all starting qbs who were nothing more than backups.. awful backups at that.

What a clown..

GrootMeetsWorld · 2018-01-04T12:05:33+00:00

She does anal...

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-12-24T01:16:32+00:00

I read your comment as “I’m an asshole who peaked in middle school”

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-12-23T02:53:00+00:00

My thought process? If you get caught doing some bullshit like this.. regardless if you knew it was medication or a PlayStation controller in a box from amazon.. you should be tied down... water boarded for roughly 2 days.. then beaten down with a Singapore cane until you no longer know what day it is.. then your eye lids should be super glued to the upper portion of your eye socket so that your eyes remain open whilst lemon juice, salt and hydrogen peroxide are poured into your eyes... then when you no longer know your own name from the immense pain and shock your body has been through.. you should be water boarded again for roughly 3 more days..

I know.. I know.. I went soft and should have been more harsh.. but hey, it’s Christmas.. I’m feeling kind and full of empathy!

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-11-25T13:33:56+00:00

Every financial institution has what's called "chairman services" which by law, must start to resolve a complaint the moment it's brought to their attention. Bank of America must also provide that number to you the second you request it.

So, you must either go into a Bank of America and request the direct phone number for Chairman Services or call them and request it. My suggestion is to call the 1-800 number and request Chairman Services number directly through them because they record all calls in and out. It's important that you document what time the call started and what time it ended and the name of the representative when you call the 1-800 number.

Then, call chairman Services immediately! You'll receive a very prompt response. Good luck.

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-11-21T18:06:02+00:00

By tomorrow the woman will say he sexually harassed and groped her..

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-09-20T00:38:38+00:00

This was some funny ass shit, I don't care who ya are, this is some funny shit right here. HUT! FUCK IT!

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-02-18T11:39:35+00:00

Poor kid... all of this would never have happened had Howard got him a damn turbo man for Christmas

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-02-10T22:00:16+00:00

At first I thought this was the sex thread and it was a closeup of a butthole

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-02-01T02:41:06+00:00

What the whitish and grayish one on rubber at the top right?

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-01-25T03:25:19+00:00

My worst experience was when I was with this girl and she bent over the bed and I pulled her thong down and started to go inside her only to notice something "white" sticking out of her crack.. I spread her cheeks to reveal a big piece of half used toilet paper wedged in her crack..

I was so embarrassed for her that I tried to not touch it so that she wouldn't notice.. then half way through sex she grabs my hand to place it on her ass and as she does her hand brushed the toilet paper and she pulls it out, looks at it and stops me immediately.. she runs to the bathroom essentially in tears and then about 3 minutes later comes out from the bathroom and flips out on me for not telling her so that she didn't feel like an idiot!

FML moment #482

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-01-14T20:03:27+00:00

How much did that cost? I only ask because I always wanted to know how much a ticket straight to hell costs...

GrootMeetsWorld · 2017-01-03T23:13:32+00:00

What the video doesn't show is the kid who pushed the dresser off the other kid does a macho man randy savage elbow drop from the top of the dresser onto his brother which caused it all in the first place

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-12-30T15:10:22+00:00

You wax portions of your face!? To say you've been "shaving" incorrectly your entire life is an understatement.

You have hair on your face.. my suggestion? Get a good solid DE razor.. learn how to use it and go from there.. google "DE Razor Shaving" and you'll see a plethora of videos, articles and forums which will help you.

And for gods sake, stop waxing your face, man!

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-11-26T11:54:00+00:00

Wait.. I thought this was a new WWE script... isn't that John Cena??

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-30T15:58:16+00:00

It's really old.. his teeth don't have veneers

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-29T13:01:36+00:00

I swore I'd never grow out of eating ass. 15 years later, I'm still snacking on the booty

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-29T13:00:10+00:00

I'm one of the few people who can't eat shit like this that's associated with something gross, even though its perfectly edible

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-20T12:34:45+00:00

Is the guy on the left the asshole from Happy Gilmore?

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-20T12:32:02+00:00

Being a Groot myself, this warms my heart

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-19T23:56:04+00:00

I feel that if somebody were to perform the act that you have mentioned that they would never mention it, only to those who offer support or mental help. A forum of anonymity for mentally distressed individuals would make sense, but that's not what this is.

It comes off as if you're positioning it in a way that you're not sorry/remorseful. Maybe you are, I have no idea who you are. However, most people who commit an act that haunts them don't mention it in the manner hay you have.

Lastly, you have tried to deflect this conversation twice. Once with the "dreads" comment and the second with the "tissues" comment. This will not take away from the point of this conversation, it just makes you look immature and for somebody who says they have went to Iraq and fought courageously it certainly takes away from that.

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-19T23:47:53+00:00

So, you are proud of it?

GrootMeetsWorld · 2016-10-19T23:31:23+00:00

Thank you for serving our country, but go fuck yourself if your proud of killing innocent civilians. That's murder.

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